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So it looks like the only amendment that Republicans like is the 2nd.

This just in, Lindsay Graham is still dead.

Sportscaster Calls Trump Out On ‘Disgusting’ LeBron James Comment: 'Our President Is Trifling' www.huffpost.com/entry/stephe... The conservatives created Trump, fed his ego, laughed at the way normal people got upset by his lunacy. Stephen A Smith is as responsible for Trumps racism as Trump.

Sportscaster Calls Trump Out On ‘Disgusting’ LeBron James Comment: 'Our President Is Trifling'“The conservatives that I remembered were once about standards and decorum and the way that you act and conduct and comport yourself,” Stephen A. Smith said.www.huffpost.com

Imagine if you met someone who constantly quoted from one Jeffery Archer book. They told you that if you read that book, you'll be unbelievably happy. And in order to understand that book, you have to attend the book club for that one book, every week... until you die. You'd run away fast.

Okay, so let me see if I understand the science. Dinosaurs taste like chicken.

On election day, every Democrat should call in sick to work and go stand in line to vote. Make the lines so long that republicants turn around and go home. Stay in line until the last vote is cast. Dont let them steal this election. Our country depends on it.

This just in, Lindsay Graham is still dead.

Finally, the truth about Mitch.

I watched Disclosure Day this evening. I was kinda disappointed. The badguys weren't that bad. The heroes got away too easily. And the end was a bit of a letdown. But Spielberg had to do Spielberg, so it was entertaining.

The president of the United States is a traitor to the constitution.

My favorite version of the Odyssey is O Brother Where Art Thou?

Musk is a genius at taking credit for other people's hard work. Just like Edison.

This struck me hard this morning. So true.

The Brits have the best insults.

See that spot? That's a hole that goes all the way through. As they say in England; bugger.

Just needs to take his medication, that's all.

So I started making pipes. Why? Because I have a deep seeded need to skin my knuckles on a belt sander. That and I like being creative.

Count me in.

I hated the Dodgers before. Now it's a hate that burns with the fire of 10,000 suns. Fuck every last Dodger.

I hear that some counties in my home state want to break off into their own state. They don't like Chicago. Apparently, they dont like good roads and bridges, too, because those counties get more miney from the state than the pay in...thanks to Chiago. Let them go form North Kentucky.