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my yt algorithm does not know who I am. I get ads for cheap insurance, and then luxury sheets. blue chew, Grainger industrial supplies, and then a yacht cruise to Greece.

a guillotine's gotta be relatively simple to make right

this is what happens when you don't get oat milk

I bet everyone who was a bitch to me when I worked at Holiday Inn and La Quinta misses me because at least *I* didn't try to sell them a timeshare after every interaction

misogynists have forever poked fun at women for saying "I broke a nail!" but man when you've spent time sorting through the sizes, gluing these johns to your nails, cutting them and filing them to look nice, and then one of them snaps?

there's a post in the Austin subreddit where a guy's just like "where can I dig a hole without getting in trouble" and almost immediately someone says "I'm about to have some landscaping done, you can come dig in my yard all day if you want, DM me" this is what the internet is for!

starting to watch The Shards and I'm remembering now how insufferable Ellis's prose can be

the best part of being a piccolo player has to be that John Williams scores exist