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I was given a permanent ban on reddit by it's thinking rock entropy accelerator AI for saying that forced birth is like forced live organ harvesting. Appealed and have my account back. Fuck you, basement-dwelling reddit mods and teenager-creeping reddit admins. I'm happy to gatekeep misanthropy.

Fuck you dorso-lateral prefrontal cortex, you are implicated in every single one of my failings, my inability to sleep, my inability to curb my diet, my inability to be a successful and functional psychopath, and more.

New idea, just like you can get brokers for buying and selling stocks, we need brokers for employees and employers so that I can find another job anywhere else.

I am soooo gonna pick up some street furniture on the way home to cut up into raw material to fix a problem with what is likely to be my forever home

I set my voice recorder app to my phone's got bar so i can immediately activate it... i guess that's probably a sign of a hostile workplace.

Hanlon's Razor is feeling pretty dull right now.

You miss every shot you don't take, but you conserve your ammunition and maintain concealment too.

Mother fucking bus mother fucking early mother fucking missed mother fucking rain

"I'm not going to tell YOU!" - weak, emotional, reveals you don't want to tell whatever it is. "Disclosing this information does not align with my strategic interests." - neutral, does not reveal the nature of the information, says there is no benefit for you to be in contact with this person.

Didn't get the job, just an automatic rejection email, additionally have to reapply for current job or go back to being unnamed peon #3, except everyone hates me more now for having escaped.

There's really nothing I can say other than I'm proud of myself for not being overly alarmed, having adequate pain tolerance and braving the realization that I am a tube.

A bird in the hand is worth a trip to the emergency room

Python is pretty impressive does a thing that took longer than an hour in vba and did it in a minute.

I mean, all the pieces of information were there for me, i just don't think i was ready for the "a glass of coke contained about 1/4 a bump of coke" conversation. That's a lot of coke per coke.