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i'm in the meltdowns and anxiety part of my cycle and mumma needs you to get better at praising like soon. it's not believable enough and you seem put upon and mumma really needs the wool pulled over her eyes okay so practice more and make it genuine okay i love you or i will just once you do better

[deathknight] no because why the fuck is Guts' Dragon Slayer an ultra greatsword but every move he does with it is a tail attack? what fucked up skill let's a man do something so fucking cool

sometimes i get possessed by the spirit of putting the HC girls in themed outfits and no i don't fight it. one day i hope it'll seem so real i can fully get off to it. that's just another thing to strive for

[deathknight] you're only bloodkilling me because you're mad my left-handed sword techniques fuck you up because you're a sweat at this shit but me i'm great i'm the greatest i'm dying from bloodkilling actually you wish you were me

[deathsprite] you don't even understand the raging battle of light and dark within me because of my goofy but were it unleashed it would consume us both lol

you ever wear a pair of non-cotton boyshorts that hug your thighs and ass so so much as you move around in them that it turns you on. ensign? ensign you aren't dead, answer me. she's not calling you back answer my FREAKING question this isn't funny.

okay maybe being evil during sex has some negative externalities

saying i love you during sex to someone for whom you do not mean it, someone who maybe wishes you did? really good

there are big problems with taking good nudes

[sprite] if you ever hear me talking about my gf, that isn't me, i don't have game like that. you're talking to a doppelganger and i need you to send her my way asap no condoms

[sprite] the soothing tones of jerma's starting soon screen hit my ears and my ravenous bloodlust abates. my gf is disappointed in me but she's glad it's a tf2 stream at least

ensign please remind me to get better at smiling again. i've been slacking on practice and it is starting to show. dismissed. and ensign's secret stalker who was also here, you are also dismissed.

[sprite] got a new cleaver, with one of those holes in the blade. and yeah i'm freaking the hole. and yeah it's better than you

lrb i'm kinda mad how much she reminds me of someone i know

Mal ?