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[literally 20 minutes away from getting home and being able to bother my cat voice] i miss my darling cat so much. will i ever see her again...?

Arby's Italian meatball sub, aptly named, "The Italian Italian", should come with meatballs. WELL ARBY'S MESSED UP. oopsi.

our cat likes to place her tail directly in the path of our rolling office chairs. we call it her little insurance fraud scheme, cuz she usually gets a treat as apology.

god i love this particular eggman art. bold, brainy, and coooold-hearted

hmm... let's see, what's for lunch... an onion!

infinite hell on small business owners technique. mr mamdani please open a government-subsidized supermarket in fordham-kingsbridge

i look like this

the outside tech for the meeting room cameras can't do his job till like 12 bc the other meeting room is occupied and the hardware is split across the two rooms. and i can't leave till he's done. so we're both just watching instagram reels on our own phones. peak corporate efficiency

my weird route blast