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new lock screen

Dio's Law: The longer a gay man's life increases in tandem with exposure to the internet, the probability that they post their genitals on the internet increases to the point of inevitability

had a dream where i met girth brooks who was walking around shirtless in a cvs. he was friendly

umm actually im gonna say it no matter what bc i have such a tight cute petite little box ☺️

i think tate mcrae's lola performance was neat 👉👈

the taco place i wanted to eat at is closed today

amazing weekend and now it's over

dancing with oomfs last night

love these boys @fullmetalhimbo.bsky.social

what happened last night cardiovascularly can never happen again

wait. honcho is a little over a week away. am i ready

i just think

im still not clear on the name for the 'call her daddy' podcast. does it mean like 'you should call her father' or is it in the slayyyter sense of 'i feel daddy af'?

insomnia

unfortunately there is a drought of mustached metal heads in my city and i fear im going to die of thirst

so tokyo toni (the "well yes" lady to the uncultured) is so mad that kori king cosplayed as her, that tokyo tagged a bunch of drag queens and said they got fucked as little boys and thats why they're gay

i want a snack

i ain't payin for imax again sorry mr nolan

the way this became way more relevant since i posted it