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"I'm closer to LeBron James than you are to me." -Brian Scalabrine, the "White Mamba," on similarly-delusional comments he'd get from random men underestimating his skills as a former professional basketball player youtu.be/bpiu8UtQ-6E

Brian Scalabrine 'The Scallenge: Round 1'YouTube video by Vladimir Kunshinyoutu.beyo-dbach

No trans women has ever dominated YET. You haven’t met me yet. I’m coming for all them records. I driving 325 yards off the women’s tees. I’m hitting 450’ home runs over a 230’ fence. I’m dunking on bitches with tits hitting the rim. All records will be mine!