"I cannae write my name" "I will guide thy hand" "I cannae draw a bat" "Are you for real. Are you FOR REAL with this shit. You can't draw a BAT? The Batman logo? A shamrock, but SPIKY? You CAN'T- here: watch me: fold a paper in half, cut out a wing; unfold it. Ta-da! A fucking BAT and I have HOOVES"
