Публикация

ON MARS!

No he won’t

Grok is incapable of producing anything with accuracy!

lol so mad, so so divorced.

Yes and we’ll be on Mars by 2024, the cybertruck is indestructible, etc

Landing on Mars...in a week or two... many people are saying.

It's frustrating that we steer the ship of this country based on this racist, drug addict's 'ideas and innovations.' Feel like that's a problem.

Starring Scott Baio as Odysseus and Roseanne Barr as Helen of Troy.

No he won’t.

Historically accurate? So it’ll be shit as none of the characters or monsters or events will be in it?

Can’t wait for the version of the Odyssey which is a banana giving birth to a cherry and they call each other “cuh”

It's a fucking poem. That's as stupid as promising a 'historically accurate' version of the Hobbit.

Right, we'll finally get the "historically accurate" one-eyed giant cannibal and the witch who turns men into pigs

Just like he would have man on mars in 2024

People are making fun of the ‘historically accurate’ bit, and ignoring that it will be utterly lifeless wank.

This, and other things that won't happen at 11

@gork.it is this true?

So it's on the same schedule as FSD?

JUST IN: Musk is a goddamned idiot

Worse than a guy believing his own bullshit is the army of his followers

Note to US conservatives: You don't like The Odyssey movie? Then ignore it, like you ignore school shootings.

Historically accurate Lord of the Rings to follow!

Anyone else angry about how increasingly stupid everything is?

AI to copy the biggest film release of the year . Couldn't be more AI if it tried.

Yeah he says a lot of shit

Grok will ‘make’ nothing. It may mash together a selection of other people’s ideas on the subject, without attribution, but that’s not quite the same thing.

How is he going to do that when The Odyssey is not historically accurate? Also, isn't Grok supposed to be making a AAA video game by the end of the year?

Dude went from dreaming about hyperloop to dreaming about hyperpoop.

I too love historically accurate versions of shit people made up millennia ago

I was sure this was parody. ack! He really said it.

Personally, I can't WAIT to see the historically accurate version of the Iliad in which Diomedes (of the great war cry), with a little coaching from deities, become the only mortal in the epic to wound not just one but two gods.

Elmo’s idea of "historically accurate" means only white people.

Just in, Elon is a pathetic loser.

The power of literature doesn't lie in historical accuracy. That's one reason Fight Club is powerful. People relate to it. Art reveals truths that aren't factual. ...although it's tempting to make a historically accurate Fight Club just to see Musk beating himself up.

Absolutely

Dumbass

When they will be making film about current times, only historically accurate person to portray Elon Musk would be a pug.

I will do the same, but with Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Surrrrre it will. And everyone will go to the premiere in hyperloop tunnels and Tesla robo-taxis.

I’m going to make a historically accurate “Rudolph’s Shiny New Year”

And I'll paint a mural to rival the brilliance of Michaelangelo's in the Sistine Chapel. Both statements are ridiculous, but mine is less fanciful.

Loser shit

Pfft

In which part of The Odyssey does MechaHitler show up to save all the pasty white Greeks from the woke mind virus?

More ketamine please.

"... with blackjack and hookers."

Utterly pathetic

And for some reason, AI Odysseus is going to suspiciously look like a younger Bard Pitt.

I'm not on twitter, and who's got time for morons like musk.... but what's his stated reason for doing this? Seems totally pointless.

groimes oi'm mykin a historically eccurit cyclops

He don’t have nothing to do…with all those kids? He’s a dreadful being.

I'm making a historically accurate version of Star Wars.

A "historically accurate" myth? Can he even spell "moron"?

Evergreen Elon makes another failed prediction about his own product.

OK maybe he can do funny

LMAO! I bet, this wont happen. EM acts like he has adhd: he starts plenty of projects but rarely finishes them.

The shame here is that with all the money he has, he could probably finance a truly groundbreaking documentary with some of the best historians that we have, a real classic like BBC’s Civilisation (1961). But we know he’s not going to do it because historical accuracy is not what this is about.

Even if you ignore all the gods and monsters and it being a work of fiction, I'm also told that the Oddysey isn't internally historically consistent anyway - it accrued and developed over hundreds of years.

black people did live in Ancient Greece. Many of those pristine white statues originally had dark skin. Black people existing in Greece is far more historically accurate than cyclopses, sirens and witches who turn men into pigs.

Why? What’s the point? Will the movie be in Greek with English subtitles? The Odyssey is a work of fiction, so idk about the historically accurate part.

Grok holding up a colour chart at the refilming of The Odyssey....

I can't wait to see the Historically Accurate cyclops.

I hope it has more oiled-up men fucking each other's thighs

He says a lot of things

He's either just That Petty with His Racism, or He Genuinely believes Homer's Story was Legit, which I'm afraid just makes Him Dumber

He IS butthurt, holy shit

What a fuckin loser

historically accurate the thing has a fuckin cyclops in it

lol what a baby

Wow ! With actually Achaian and Anatolian actors speaking their Bronze age mother tongues ?

Clueless about the difference between history and myth, the richest man in the world tries to put a round peg into a square hole.

But... it's a work of fiction... how can it be "historically accurate"? Ugh. Elon's just mad because they used practical effects and basically called out AI for producing drivel. I'm sure this will go over just as well as all those other amazing programs made by or adjacent to X, like The New Norm!

' Ketamine-maxxing token-maxxer I guess is a thing now?

This is how you know it's definitely not going to happen

Elon, there's already an issue with saying "historically accurate Odyssey"

This is as wild a promise as *checks notes* those self-driving cars

So it’ll be all in Ancient Greek, right?

Listen we need to let him do this so everyone can see what an AI generated feature length film made by an AI expert looks like.

He said he'd have self driving cars 10 years ago.

…on mars, in a robotaxi

Big, if true

No it won't.

So far Elon Musk has a 0% accuracy rate.

I wouldn't trust Grok to do a historically accurate summary of today's headlines.

Is he going to show at his cinema on mars?

Looking forward to those “historically accurate depictions” of Cyclops, Circe, Poseidon, and Pallas Athena. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfa...

E3 2013 - Sony remembers: Giant enemy crabsYouTube video by DonRobowww.youtube.com

Looking forward to seeing how many fingers the characters of the “historically accurate” movie have…

Bro saw a black women and it awakened his primal South African instincts

Imagine having so much money that you could improve the lives of millions and still be rich but instead you want to make a movie so racists can feel better.

oh yeah for sure man

Lets face it. Theres enough memes for Grok to interpret "historically accurate" Greek anything as a gay porno.

Grok can't even make a ship that's historically, or indeed in any way, accurate. Plus, it's a fucking myth

An AI film... 🤡

Can’t Wait to see the historically accurate cyclops and sirens.

He will feature his grandfather Adolf Hitler in the movie. That Nazi needs to take a ride in one of his rockets. It would make the world a little better.

Not sure I want to sit through two hours of some dude writing at a desk...

sur eman that's a real thing that you should pay attention to

Google name an exploitative racist trope movie from America in the 1970s

Maybe he can screen it at the Mars colony at a drive-in filled with fully self driving Tesla roadsters.

Everyone will be white, wearing t-shirts with swastikas on them. Homer will say "d'oh" a lot more. Elon (instead of Athena) will appear dressed like Neo, shout "GO AWAY YOU BASTARDS" at the bad guys (all brown) who immediately die. The Greeks are rewarded with ketamine and jobs at datacenters.

LOL... Can't wait to see it. That's gonna be fun.

and SpaceX will never blow up anything again lol

Elon says a lot of stupid things.

Oh, yes please. This will be amazing.

classist, yes. classicist, nah

So "historically accurate" it means only whites, isn't it?

A historically accurate film of a fictional, mythical story? The ketamine is strong with this one.

Elon Musk: Descojonación con 'The Dogef'Alt: Elon Musk on ketamine.static.klipy.com

An important casting note:

So are you dunking on him? Or are you promoting him?

This will be like Homer Simpson designing a car. Can’t wait

lol

😂😂😂😂

Who cares?

He says a lot of things, doesn't he.

Maybe Grok should google the meaning of "myth" first.

He's gonna be pretty upset when he learns how much ethnic diversity there was in the late Bronze Age Eastern Mediterranean.

On IMAX?

Will it be undressing people?

The right can’t be this dumb and be part of polite society. It’s just not sustainable.

ah yes, a high fantasy world with cyclops and sea sirens, but diversity is what ruins the immersion.

Can he try to make "the martian" as lead actor and without any special effect or AI. And please accurate.

Are all the characters gonna look like Elon? Should be an Oscar contender for sure 🤪👍

That would be short and dull. Cyclops, Sirens, Poseidon are mythical creatures. There is no evidence that Odysseus existed either. And battle descriptions onthe Odyssey are anachronistic too. Well, start with Homeros? Possibly a myth too.

Lolololol

anything but meeting prior deadlines already slipped. mars dude? srsly? gonna get grok to terraform mars too?

... How is he going to verify what actually happened?

What a moron. The story has a cyclops in it. “Historically”. He was white so that should have made the idiots happy.

"Everyone will be five foot tall with huge feet..."

The best part is when he inevitably doesn't do it it will mean he actually held up his end of the promise.

Historically accurate? So no Cyclops, Sirens, Circe, gray-eyed Athena, Shades in Hades, Scylla and Charybdis… Oh, his version will have all that? It just won’t have any black people? These modern-day Lotus-Eaters are so boringly, tastelessly terrible.

Mermaids and the cyclops, historically, we laugh.

Starring likenesses of Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Ob Schneider and Jim Brewer

Historically accurate of a fictitious tale?

By the end of the year? I’ll fucking write an historically accurate script right the fuck now: Done.

So it’s not going to make a movie. Seems par for the course. I’m using a golf analogy because it is the language of rich white racists

Who cares?

Ofc he says that... Just like anything else he has his own mad vision on stuff... or at least he wants everything HIS way... 😡

lmaoooooooooooooooo

this is so dangerous, don’t encourage people to watch something with real Sirens, they will trick you! listen to Circe’s warning, stay away from the Sirens

Look forward to seeing this in IMAX on Mars

I'm looking forward to Musk's "historically accurate" depiction of The Princess Bride, but alas, I do not think those words mean what he thinks they mean...

Who will he cast as Helen of Troy? Jeanine Pirro? Roseanne Barr?

best picture nom incoming????? puttng in my Kalshi bet now.

The movie with the sea monsters!?

How do you make an “historically accurate” film of a mythic poem filled with gods, monsters, and magical creatures? He’s such a fucking tool. 🤦‍♀️ I can’t wait for his historically accurate Tolkien & Star Wars remakes. 🤪

This conservative guy points out that modern conservative audiences wouldn't very much like a truly accurate version of the Odyssey.

His self driving taxis will pick you up to take you to the cinema.

No it won't. Also the fucking carbon footprint it'll use...

I can’t wait for Musk’s “historically accurate” version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

Homer could have tenuously claimed "based on a true story" for the Iliad, but the Odyssey is entirely fantasy fiction. It's like saying you're going to make a historically accurate version of The Lord of the Rings.

Due it's a Mediterranean people story that had more sunlight time over them than a tree, I bet the outcome won't satisfy him at all.

That no one will watch.

Great. It can be billed as a double feature with Melania.

Unfortunately there will be no "wine dark sea" because all the water has gone for data centres I would like to claim credit for this but it is from my much more erudite wife

Homeric stupidity.

More like hysterically inaccurate.

Now do Black Jesus

Surely if its historically accurate it should take 10 years and kill all but one man in the company

…It’s a fictional tale. Dafuq you mean “historically accurate”?

Grok thinks he’s fucking Stanley Kubrick.

Mechahitler presents

This will be…great. Yep. Great.

Musk is a liar and a conman Stop believing his bullshit

Its just going to have white people in it isn't it.

"When my fascists minions end up writing a shitty script that has nothing to do with history anyway, I will pretend my fascist AI dit it. Ama big brainy."

Will this happen before or after he lands on Mars and delivers full self driving? 🙄

What a loser.

You don't have to give him attention, you don't have to let him be news

if a headline starts with "Elon Musk says..." then you can just scroll right past it. you need to learn how to identify and ignore ragebait if you're going to be online at all.

“Historically accurate”? It’s an ancient work of fiction, you ketamine-addled baboon.

Where can I place a bet that this will never happen?

It will feature a Honda Odyssey trying to get from Troy and Ithaca, New York.

Pictured: actual Grok script (new).

he did NOT say it would be a good movie, mind. that brings down the requirements a lot.

Can’t wait for him discover all the historically accurate facts

Clippy will make an accurate version of my paper.

Only the stupidest people on this earth still believe that Nazi clown.

Zzzzz...

It's gonna be an old guy chanting it in ancient Greek and strumming a lyre huh

As a man who's spent a long time from his wife and kids against his will this just may work

Starring AI Eva Braun as Helen of Troy

I’ll zip into LA to watch the premiere using the tunnel Musk promised to construct by 2026

druggies say a lot of things

Can't wait to find out whether Grok thinks the Song of the Sirens is nee-naw, nee-naw or woo-woo-woo.

No North Africans, no Levants, no Greeks. Got it. So, no Homer.

nobody:

Could he possibly, like every other thing he says he’s going to do, be lying

Grok you say? So we can expect a movie that's a years long sex scene featuring our hero and a witch, with some filler, then?

I WILL HAVE COPILOT MAKE A HISTORICALLY ACCURATE VERSION OF AVATAR

There will be so many extra fingers