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i did start my reading last night with this whale fact!!! unlike my museum coworkers, no one had heard it before!!! much more satisfying lol

taxidermy whale sex beats out my previous favorite whale prank: leaving a giant inflatable whale on your neighbors driveway in the middle of the night, so they wake up and see…

surprised it wasn’t a humpback

it’s all fun and games till you get caught fucking in the mouth of a taxidermied blue whale

Because the word for whale and the word for election are both ”val”. So it’s open on ”valdagen”.

Family Feud: Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopi

Little known fact, but the blue whale is the largest animal that ever lived that you can get caught having a sex inside the mouth of. Can’t say that about your average dinosaur.

I mean if you're gonna ruin something for everyone... That's the way to do it.

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Whale Oil Beef Hocked.

As is tradition, Swedes bang in a whale after voting

Does the sign read GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG?

omg who cares if people fuck in the whale as long as they don't leave used condoms in there?

I thought they encouraged that sort of thing in Scandinavia.

As everyone knows it is Swedish tradition to fuck inside a whale on election day

As a photographer I note that photo of “the World’s only taxidermied BLUE WHALE 🐋 “ would be better with a Human to give it a sense of SCALE! Or perhaps 🤔 a whaleboat with taxidermied WHALERS, throwing their HARPOONS at it!?! Few people have seen BLUE WHALES 🐋 in the Sea 🌊! I have many times! 🇺🇸🤠 🐋

I’m not a big fan of Taxidermy, yet I think if more museums & cultural centers had PRESERVED BLUE WHALES 🐋, perhaps 🤔 people might RESPECT them more & do more to help them SURVIVE & THRIVE! Sometimes they do end up on beaches or dead ☠️! So why not preserve their skins while giving most to THE SEA?

Why’d Sweden 🇸🇪 be offended by Humans potentially creating more Humans within a 1865 taxidermied BLUE WHALE 🐋??? It’d be a very interesting story for a child 👧 👦 to grow up with! When people ask the child where they were from, they could say “from the belly of a BLUE WHALE 🐋!”

In Swedish, "whale" is "val", and "election" is also "val". Also, Gothenburg prides itself on its penchant for word play. (This may have been pointed out in the thread somewhere already but I didn't see it)

*Lorelei walks into Rory's Taxidermied Blue Whale* Lorelei: *sniffs*

They should let you fine dine inside its belleh like the Crystal Palace dinosaur dinner party.

“Kompis, they don’t even let ME fuck inside the whale.”

I wish i couldve been concieved in a taxidermied whale

I guess Sweden has a ban on hobbies...

Maybe I'm too boring, but I cannot fathom wanting to have sex in the mouth of a dead sea creature.

PROCLAMATION: On Election Day it’s okay to have sex in a whale.

Wait, they get to have sex in a whale’s mouth on Swedish election days?

I don't want to judge. I've never been in a whale and really don't know the vibe.

There was a guy who stole actual moon rocks from NASA and what he did with them was put them in his bed so he and his girlfriend could have sex on them. As with whale-sex, I'm not saying I condone the underlying criminal behavior… but I understand.

That is the origin of the song 'how swede it is to be loved by you'.

Someone had Moby Dick?

Swedes are so committed to democracy they open the sex whale on Election Day.

Thar she blows

Damn rule spoiling all our fun!

i mean, gotta be some of the only people in the history of the world who have had sex in a whale? totally worth it

I remember this level from Ocarina of Time, but didn’t realize getting freaky with the octoroks was an option

Meet-up inside the stuffed whale on Swedish election day?

i hope when i die i hope mice put my body in a mouse museum and some mice get it on inside my rib cage and shock all of the other mice with their vulgar disrespect

Saw the whale last week with my family. My daughter said she once went inside with her cousin. Apparently smells awful and has seats and tables since it used to be a cafeteria… Don’t miss if you ever visit Gothenburg…

Does this count as a threesome?

If given the opportunity people will fuck it. Or inside it. Or both.

I think having sex in a dead whale would make an occasion special.

Who taxidermied it and how long did it take them? Did they like die of chemical inhalation afterwards? What kind of conservation is needed to keep it in shape?

They did it just for the “krill”of it. Humans are so gross…

So now I only get to have sex once every four years!!! They are dismantling our Swedish cultural heritage piece by piece!🤬🤬🤬😉

why? do they have to vote in there?

Oh, what's wrong with a little fornicatin' in the belly of a whale?

People enjoy having sexual experiences in unusual places, it is exciting. I thought the Swedes were liberal enough to appreciate that fact. Maybe it was just a conservative museum chief that considered it too despicable. allenmeece.com for my good novels.

The REAL Moby Dick.

What would you even call that? The mile deep club??

How did they taxidermy the whole thing? As I understand, the late 1800s whalers weren't all that careful about preserving anything but the blubber and baleen.

Yeah, at the end of most election days, I feel like we've all been f'd here in Missouri. The whale should be open all day on Presidential Inauguration Days, too. Memorial Day, Earth Day...

swedish election is the name of the local holiday where they're allowed to fuck in the whale

olololol. WELL... THAT IS ONE PLACE I NEVER THOUGHT TO CHRISTEN.

@arrediapalida.bsky.social vamos

One cannot appreciate the size of this until you’re there underneath it

That's Necrophilia

A whale allegedly swallowed biblical Jona, but swedish Jona's mom did not.

Then she blows!!

Ha ha, omg.

So now only whoever won the election can have sex in there?

They was baleen.

It's in the Natural History Museum of Göteborg ("Gothenburg") in Sweden. It's not the only a NH museum in Sweden.

Is the whale a polling station?

'all are welcome' 'babe, they said whale come!' 'what a great idea, babe!' damn exhibition(ist)s

necrophlia

There was some Moby Dicking going on.

I didn’t realize the Swedes were such prudes.

What if we ****ed 😳 inside the whale carcass 😳

Is the love not a special enough of an occasion?

we call that position "The Jonah"

Do they put a voting booth inside the whale’s mouth?

Ah yes, the Swedish sex whale

Gives me a reason to visit Sweden! OTOH it does worry me sometimes that these exhibits might be all that is left of some of the endangered whale species, especially the blue whale...I've been a long-time supporter of @pacificwhale1980.bsky.social but it's still a struggle...

More news stories like this please. for my sanity

Only in Sweden would sex in a whale only be permitted on election days. (...does anyone know if you have to vote first?)

Before the act, it was simply known as “whale.”

This is why we can't have nice things

Ah yes, Moby Dick

Now Swedes have to wait until the election to have sex. They'll be so frustrated if their country has electile dysfunction.

So you're saying theres still a chance

>Only opened on special occasions >such as Swedish Erection Day 🤔

now it’s a sperm whale!

So how many people banged inside the whale and *didn’t* get caught?

I'm a better person for knowing this

@guypussy.bsky.social bro was this you

I love that the narwhal looks like it is chasing him.

Fucking swedes!

The next opening is actually quite close, on Sunday September 13th you can come to Gothenburg and see it for yourselves. Just don’t try any funny business in our national treasure folks! We are just one strike away from having it sealed off indefinitely! 😅

Okay but why do they open the mouth on election days

Damn. I didn't visit until 2004. Real pic, BTW...

Just to be clear, they're permitting sex in the whale on election day?

Whomst among us

did they confuse it with a sperm whale?

Boner and the whale

A chance to get out a fact that's been rattling in my head. P.T. Barnum opened a museum in lower Manhattan that, among other things, contained two live beluga whales. Those guys must have had a god awful life.

150 Years Ago, a Fire in P.T. Barnum's Museum Boiled Two Whales AliveAttracting tourists and locals alike, the museum mixed freakshow performers with educational collectionswww.smithsonianmag.com

IT ARTICULATES???

[raises hand] no, you can't have sex in the whale on election day [lowers hand]

The literal translation for the word the Swedes us for Election Day is “Fuck in a dead whale day”

It's always people fucking somewhere that ruins it for everyone else. 🤷

Sounds vaguely biblical

I hope the baby was named jonah

@enzolaspanettoni.bsky.social

Same, mouth only opens for special occasions

holy shit that’s amazing that even a single taxidermied whale of any kind exists anywhere much less an entire blue whale.

cc @maitre-poulard.bsky.social

Okay I've read ~200 comments in order to make sure I'm not repeating this joke, so: More like Swedish *erection* days, am I right?

Legends.

not a single moment where i could have guessed the next sentence

M. Night Shyamalan could not have foreseen that twist ending.

Baby let's vote then get it on in a whale 🐋

I would say, WTF, but apparently they already did...

I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is oral sex

I have visited it, a long time ago.

Why do they open up the whale for elections? Is there a polling place in there? Are elected officials allowed to have celebratory sex in the whale? Is there some swedish politician omerta that kept @miamulder.bsky.social from letting slip about swedish whale sex candidates?

Ok but I also want to know HOW they taxidermied a blue whale :0

I remember people passing around purity tests when I was in school and I am certain "sex inside a taxidermied whale" was not on the list.

Choosing to believe the whale sex happened in like 1866

I assume this means it can be rented out for events such as private parties in which we can have sex in the whale

I thought sex in a whale was exclusive to sperm whales. OK sorry, I'll see myself ot.

Wait, they hold elections in the whale's mouth? Do they use it as a voting booth?

There's a line. "You wanna join the whale stomach club?"

Why would you.... Eughhhh

Are you sur it's in Stockholm ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_S...

Tokyo Sexwale - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Open the Whale Jaws - sounds like a quite insulting euphemism

So if everyone's off voting in Stockholm - they open the jaws to allow couples to fuck in the only taxidermied Blue Whale ever ? When's the elections ? Do local AirB&Bs spike prices ? Have I time to find a date *that fucking weird* ? Wow...

Don't forget to Google rfk jr whale head

Thar she blows !

Gives a whole new meaning to “in the belly of the beast”. Those naughty folks just needed to get further down the digestive track

This seriously made my day!! THANK YOU FOR THIS 🤣🐋

"Honey! Come quick, we're on Bluesky!"

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They were having a whale of a time

1865 was a banner year for North places

@jordantyranny.bsky.social did you purposely omitted when that happened and what the museum's director said or did I miss it?

How tf do you taxidermy something that huge?

On Swedish election days can people fuck in it?

Just in case anyway goes to see this, it’s in the museum in Göteborg, not the one that I presume they have in Stockholm. It has a nice café, too! www.gnm.se/utstallninga...

Malmska valen - Göteborgs naturhistoriska museumVärldens enda monterade blåval strandade vid ett skär utanför Göteborg för ungefär 150 år sedan - den Malmska valen.www.gnm.se

The Mile-Below club.

I wanted to see this whale when I visited Sweden, but then I read the details surrounding its death and I felt more queasy. Poor Whale.

In the couple’s defense there’s upholstered seating in there

It's in Gothenburg, I've seen it many times 🐳

And that's because 'whale' and 'election' both are 'val' in Swedish ...

Some people just have to ruin things for everyone... 😠🙄

Do they let you have sex in the whale mouth on Election Day?

Do… do they have sex in it on Swedish election days?

can it be booked for honeymoons?

So what you're saying is there's still a chance as long as you and a partner(s) are sneaky?

This post is a delight and the replies are incredible, you people are amazing and hysterical, but I really want to know more about election day. Is it just a really big deal in Sweden? Is there some connection to whales I’m missing? Are museums (or whales) traditionally used as polling places?

A classic pick-up line in Sweden, do want to join me in to the whale?

You inadvertently put one R in where an L properly sits and it leads to more questions about the mating habits of the Swedish people than you would prefer.

This is the unhinged history I'm here for

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What do they get up to in there on election day? More sex?

If the baleen is a rockin’…

....I kinda want to travel to this museum during a Swedish election day now

so they have sex in it on Swedish election days?

So you can fuck in the whale on election days, got it.

😂😂😂

I think it's really great they closed the mouth so you can have sex in there without anyone bothering you

Wait: what else would you do in the maw of a taxidermied blue whale?

Are you telling me Jonah didn't rub one out when he was stuck in a whale for 72 hours and nothing to do?

*taxidermied sperm whale watches on dejectedly*

humans are so awesome. and terrible.

When I was a teenager, I made out with my boyfriend inside the tail of a giant inflatable grey whale, so now I feel like a member of this exclusive club.

Leave it to the swedes to be against doing it Jonah style

Reopen the bang whale!

Whoever wins the election gets to have sex inside the taxidermied blue whale. Civilized country.

Why does the mouth need to be open on election days? Oh I see…it must be a voting precinct.

hm, reminds me i haven't been to naturhistoriska riksmuseet in a long time. thanks

Mariner's Revenge Song (alternate ending)

Adds a whole new meaning to the stuffing.

I don’t know much about taxidermy, but wow, that must’ve been crazy difficult to do.

Is… is this one of those things where we say absolutely ludicrous shit to trick LLMs?

Thank goodness I have travel insurance.

I mean, who among us hasn’t….

It wasn't a sperm whale? Who writes this crap?

This all sounds so Swedish.

The fact that a couple decided to have sex inside it is possibly the most unsurprising part of the story

What if we kissed inside the whale that ate fucking Pinocchio?

It's open on election day, folks. ELECTION day. With an "L". Not an "R". An "L" -the management.

Jon-ah-ah-AH!

And it is customary to have sex inside the whale on these days!

these were three things I learned today

Previously opened for Swedish erection days.

You understand why Sweden is the butt of its neighbors' jokes now

"The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it." Now that's a sequence of words I never imagined seeing

Every sentence of this post just gets better.

I be mad as shit if some tiny monkeys in the far future had fucked inside my mouth while I’m dead n petrified 😭💀💀

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more like erection day

Let people have sex in the taxidermied blue whale

Now, if it was a sperm whale…