BIG A/C: We hit 'em up for 10 million Aircon units. BIG RADIATOR: Then when the Gulf Stream ends and it's -40 in Britain, we hit 'em up for 10 million superjet gas heaters. BOTH: Suckers. EXPLOITATIVE CAPITALISTS: Oh, everyone's dead. Now what?

Zack Polanski

Half of the country is in "exceptionally serious drought" - putting us at more risk of wildfires and threatening our food security. Meanwhile water companies are wasting a staggering 2.87 billion litres of water every day through leaky pipes. Time to end water privatisation.