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Exec: Mr. Spielberg, we love the E.T. idea. We've got some cute designs for him that'll make great toys for- Spielberg: No. E.T. should look like a nutsack. Damp and sticky. A bag of gross wrinkles. Exec: I see. Interesting Spielberg: His foul mouth dribbling with precum. Exec: Back up a little
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