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your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

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Ответ для Rose 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸

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Loftus Saladmakings

William 'Birria' Quesadilla

George Harp

Lloyd Coke 😊

George Sushi.

Michael Cheesesteak

Bud McGriddle

Elwood Blueberries

Marden Coffee. Could be a great little corner shop.

Alvin Watermelon??

Claud Cedarboard

Saul Sandwich

Jack Noodles

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Jackie Noodles. Threw a kind of screwball and slurped after a strikeout.

Ernest Toddler Booster Seat

Ответ для Mr B

I think that should be hyphenated Mr. Ernest Toddler-Booster-Seat

Rex Coffee

Louis Roomba

Ответ для FROVO

checks out ✅

Ответ для FROVO

Lou Roomba. Good reliever Name. Imagine the cheers when you come out to the mound

Joe Pizzaslice

Lowell Burrito

Which grandfather?

Ответ для Mo

I tried both names with my purchase and chose the one that sounded better: James Secateurs…

Goddamnit I’m Hyman Monster.

Ответ для Silly B Man

No, this one is so good, though.

Charles Mozzarella Balls

Ответ для Matt Cooper

That's nuts.

Skinner (Jack) Daniels

Frank Gas

Gerald "French Toast" Sticks Or Gerald "Burger" King (I had a French Toast Sticks combo from Burger King for breakfast this morning.)

Richard Tofu

Ответ для Catherine 🌷

Born Ricardo Karagiannis to Greek immigrants from Corfu. “Tofu” was a childhood nickname he got in the Bronx in the 1910s. Both parents died in the Spanish flu. He lost an eye as a child, which impacted his depth perception. Unpredictable curveballs terrified batters.

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His father, Declan O'Nions,was an immigrant from Cork, Ireland

Sam Renal Cat Food

larry blue moon ice cream

Russell Blackpants

Conrad Gas Cap

Ответ для upsnow

This guy went 57-0 in 1863

No one starts out intimidated by Leslie Milk. But if you lean out over the plate he will fuck you up.

Dick Fry

William Skewers

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Foresooth! South thy skewers shake as the spear the morsels?

Ответ для MissRimQuinn

he does!

George Peach

Hiland Skittles

Hugh Dental-Check-Up

George Copay

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My wife’s is Buzzy Charger… so much better.

Ответ для DGM

😂 This is the most American thing I've seen all day!

Allie Pop-Tarts

Howard Kinderbueno

Roy McFlurry

Ответ для Fiona 🇨🇦

I can see the aged Topps '77 card with this guy sporting a magnificent handlebar mustache

Ответ для Fiona 🇨🇦

Rollie Fingers doppelganger

Tofil Almond Butter Allegedly throws greasers

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Jim Ergonomic Office Chair for Sitting with Two-Way Adjustable Lumbar Support & Headrest, High Back S-Shaped Computer Chair with Flip-up Padded Armrests, Swivel Task Chair for Home Office

Ответ для status quo liker

future hall of famer right there

Manuel Avocados

Ответ для Nick Arizti

Harrigan Bugkiller.

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First man signed to the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers. Claimed to have taken Mary Pickford's virginity. In reality, she took his. Southpaw.

George Bananas

Albert Mushroom Berger.

Ответ для We all Belong!

Burger. Lol

Fred Parking 🤔

Ответ для Kell Compost 😷

This is a good baseball name

Bonito Casket.

"Francis Soup"

Lewis Merlot

Ответ для Alyosha

Ooh I like that one. Sounds like a French Canadian relief pitcher.

Joe Caddy

Junior Poké

Ответ для The Jolene

Didn't he eventually play in Japan?

The name's Video Game. Jeff Video Game.

George Rinse Aid 😆

Wilfred Prednisone

Frank Rice Bowl isn’t going to intimidate many batters.

Benjamin Watercress

Cesidio Sneakers

Hiram “PVC” Pipe

Mariano Gin

Michael Popcorn

Frank Redwine.

What a weird coincidence, mine was an actual player

Ответ для QuiJohn

And where, may I ask, does one purchase a glasscock, supposing one found oneself suddenly in need?

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Pebbly Jack! He was a damn good player.

Ответ для QuiJohn

I checked, but I don’t think Dicky Fresh Balls ever had his cup of coffee.

Ответ для QuiJohn

Mine is a great grandfather.

George “Coffee” Carafe.

Ответ для SlothBoffleB

Relief pitcher known for his small frame and waxed moustache. Descendant of French Protestant Huguenots in New England. Famous for his relaxed manner, fast balls, and fondness for alley cats.

Everett Strings

Cecil Earl Onions

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That name efinitely played for the ABA Kentucky Colonels in 1974.

Pat Gasoline.

Theophane Parking - damn

Don Muffin Or if food doesn’t count Donald Air Conditioning Unit

Ответ для Blechg

the name’s Aircon. Don Aircon.

Dexter Porkchop

Ernest Tabi Flats

Luigi Donut

Kenny Drugs

Ответ для Bryan

I choked on my own spit laughing

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Undrafted short reliever with the record for the most blown saves in 1985.

George Meringues

Ответ для George Merengue

Très sophistiqué.

Walter Mascara

Charles Ukulele. Chuck Uke, they call me

Franz Turkey.

Charles Cabbage

Ответ для sockandsandals

Famous computer science analytics pioneer. Built a system of sprockets to calculate ERA from a player’s college GPA.

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…who later went on to invent the Cabbage Engine, I think.

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I’m Charles Coffee!

Cornelius Gas

Ответ для Troy Sims

Known for his fastball

Con Gas, utilityman

Tommy Quesadilla. If I'm not getting cancelled for my terrible pitching I'm definitely getting canceled for being a white girl with this name

Henry Zyn

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Joseph Shorts

Blake Duvet

Ответ для TeachnOz

Love that! Definitely one for a movie star to change their name to!

Frank eBay Sales Management Software really doesn't roll off the tongue (nor does it fit on a jersey)

Bernie Cheesesteak

Ответ для vanillanarutozero

Played for the Kansas City Monarchs. Born Bernard Courtois to Belgian immigrants. Grew up in Philly, hence the nickname. Famous for his short temper and fondness for pinup girls. Post playing career, credited with pioneering the position of third-base coach. Died childless in ‘51.

Arthur Coke on my mom’s side. Ralph London-Broil on my dad’s side

Doesn't Dominic Sandals do that history podcast?

Bert Ink

Sam Chipotle

Darryl Wine or Virgil Wine

Donald "Scratch" Ticket

Walter Tickets to Ska Night

Louis Guinness.

Ответ для DudeMom

Nice. Hope they shared some of their fortune with you!

Hugh Beta Library of Leng doesn't really roll off the tongue as one might expect.

Abner Robux

Jack Utensil Drawer Organizer. Probably also threw a no-hitter on acid à la Dock, but his was from inside a hedge while hanging with some badgers wearing waistcoats.

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Bernie Gas Cap

Now warming up . . . Sidney WiFi.

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As a kid, Pete Hegseth had a poster of you in his room.

Ответ для Jacob Griffin ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

I'm Picturing John Rocker

Either Joe Kobalt or Stephen Brick.

John Nuts

Ответ для ..corylus..

His screwball was amazing

Abe Taquitos.

Emil Maple Soft Serve

Ответ для Handmaid

Or Emil "Soft-Serve" Maple. Born and raised in small town Ontario. Opened an ice cream joined called the Dairy Dip after he retired in 1960s.

Mervyn Oatcakes

Norman Quesadilla. First ballot Hall-of-Famer.

Ответ для Fahrt Spray

They called him The Big Cheese

Luther Burger; America's Superego.

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Wes Leatherman

Ответ для mtutt

Damn solid relief pitcher and spot starter of the 1970s. Your comp is Clay Carroll.

Alpheus Olin electricity. 😎

Ответ для Gia Monroe

That is a name to concur with, indeed! He must have known Nikolai Tesla!

Billy Trashcan

Leon Carriage Bolts

Ответ для jmohamel

somewhat overshadowed by his son, Leon Carriage Bolts Jr.

Dick Massage

Ответ для haley.

This is the name of some sort of star, but I'm not sure it's a baseball star.

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Your supposed to put your grandfather’s name too

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People called him Dickie. His father was French-Canadian. Grew up in Maine.

Edward/Fred Chinese Food

J. Lester Conehead ('Conehead' is an excellent beer in Burlington, Vermont...come visit!)

Louis Tickets-to-a-Comedy-Show

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Ответ для Travis from his porch 🌻

You got Steve Blass Disease, but did a Reb Russell/Rick Ankiel and became a damn good outfielder.

Ответ для Travis from his porch 🌻

that's some nominative determinism right there

Ответ для Travis from his porch 🌻

Perfect!!!

Henryk Coffee

Charlie Towels

Stanford Tent

Otto Treats

Aren't a lot of people's last names going to be 'gas' and 'groceries'?

Orrin Groceries

Rahlen Mayonnaise If you'd asked the other day I'd have the last name Worcestershire.

David Bird Seed

Ответ для Ouisiem

Are you related to the Euclid-Napoléon Birdseed in our family tree?

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Ответ для Toni Salazar L., PhD 🧿🇲🇽

Inventor of the tunaball. Learned how to bat with an oar from a lifeboat when his parents brought him over by tramp steamer from Sicily. Gave the Brooklyn Bridegrooms their first ever home run, then struck out for the entire rest of the 1888 season.

Francis Floss

Ответ для megafawn

Frank Floss!

Milton Croissants

Edwin Cilantro

Ответ для Mary Burke

Born Eduardo Cilantro to Dominican immigrants to Queens in the late 1930s. Polio survivor.

Edgar Haircut

Arthur Cuban (Sandwich)

Mine’s not so good, but apparently I’m married to Stephen Chickenfingers.

João Pão.

Ответ для Mopey bloke

Known commonly as John Paul. Child of Portuguese immigrants, but via Hawaii, where they worked in the sugarcane fields in the late 19C. Threw a complete game in ‘36. Died tragically of influenza in ‘51.

Stan Crisps

Roscoe Screen Protector.

john tuna melt

Roger Shockz

Ответ для Heather

Yeeeeeeeeee

Ответ для Heather

Roland Pizza I can live with that. Pop would appreciate it

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Herb Coffee

Donald Prunes. 😂

Beau Sauvignon-Blanc has a certain je ne sais quois, n’est-ce pas?

Ответ для Noah Burns

Someone's trying to bring Montreal back, Beau will be in that starting lineup

Grilled Cheese Bill

Wilber Gas.

Enrico Gasoline. I’m lights out.

Ответ для Dan Brogan

He threw a pretty good heater.

Ответ для Dan Brogan

Middle reliever for when Oil Can Boyd started.

Ответ для Dan Brogan

Vernon/Leslie Muffin. Hmm

Barney Beer

Here’s another good one ya all…. Your porn name is the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on. I’m Speedy Brown…. Proceed!

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Cocoa Biloxi

Buster Merino…

Clarence Coffee, excellent name

Ответ для lauriappelbaum

Brother of Howard Coffee.

Jose Maria Deskchair

Howard "Howie" Beer

Brad Bread

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Would have drafted the heck out of this guy in a yahoo fantasy baseball league back in the day

Charles George Books (I used both grandfathers’ names—sounds distinguished 😂).

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Joe Haircut.

Maurice Kabocha Squash

Kenny Poolpass

Uh...Thomas Mountain Dew?

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Tony Remote. Rhyme it for best results.

Gilbert Bacon

Cecil Glasscutter

Ответ для CurtisCardonzo

Hit a ton, competed often against Harmon Killebrew in the Home Run Derby

Michael Chocolate Chips

Irving Baconator

Ответ для mike

few people know the wendy's baconator is named after him. they changed the name from "the pork stack 'em" after irving won the guardians the world series in 1979 in wendy's home state of ohio

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I just LOLed so loud 🤣 That's a great one

Ответ для mike

Of the Boston Baconators.

Dick Chocolate

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Born Rik Kzockazlauskas to Lithuanian immigrants to Detroit. Ended up with “Chocolate” as a last name because the other kids couldn’t pronounce his name. Played his entire career as an outfielder for the White Sox. Kept pet pigeons as pets and often handed out chocolate bars to the local kids.

Harold Dunkins. Works

Samuel Soda

Ответ для Everonn

SAMMY SODA!

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Slammin’ Sammy Soda! Beloved at Wrigley!

George Cocaine it is. I’m kidding, law enforcement internet monitors, I’m kidding.

Edward Rug

Ответ для MQEF

Born Eduardo Ruggiano. Grew up in the Bronx, born to Sicilian immigrants.

Lars Ipad

Yater Gatorade. Yes, his name was Yater with a Y. Yater Pogue Breeding. Fortunately he was a great athlete, a star offensive lineman in college, so he didn’t get bullied for it. Even in the 1920s that was a weird name.

Joe Conditioner

Ответ для LRinTO 🇨🇦

They usually only kept him in for a few minutes

Eddie Peaches

Howard Sandwich

Benjamin Blender

Do I really have to be Rene Fabricsoftener?

Bernie Big Mac. This is real.

Ignatius Sneakers 👟

Richard Ripples of Undeath

Howard Gabapentin

Ответ для Nick Oberlander

Howie Gabapentin, relief pitcher. The headlines write themselves.

Willard Fishoil

Ответ для Lauren Mahon

Born Shmuel Fischmann, but anglicized his name due to bigotry at the time.

Jack tee shirt

Frank Gas

Ответ для Scootypuff

Or maybe Leslie Snacks

Elbert Doughnuts

Herbert Muffaletta

Wilbur Americano

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Ответ для Funksands

One of the last Cuban players before the Castro revolution.

I am, depending on which grandfather you pick, Clinton/Dolphis Danish. I think Clinton works better.

Ответ для Keith Chaffee

Dolphis Danish wears a huge necklace and has a wicked sinker

Bud Cheddar

Dwight Hamburger

Joseph Sandwich

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Albert Beer