As a former practicing, current spiritual goth girl I can confirm we have all fed on a Pretentious Literature Boy at least once. In Mary Shelley's honor.
Faine GreenwoodI feel pretty sure certain rare species of bat feed upon Pretentious Literature Boys, actually. and then Pretentious Literature Boys themselves feed upon smaller and weaker organisms, like Unsettling Anime Boys With a Strange Odor. thus maintaining ecological balance.