I think Ebert himself would have loved this review (though in contrast he would have wistfully looked back on tits in movies)
🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social