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Trent Reznor markets occult memorabilia. Nine Inch Baals.

Trent Reznor sells Lego mockups of a jewelry store brand: Nine Inch Zales

CDC blames Trent Reznor vegan cookbook for Cyclospora outbreak. Nine Inch Kale

Trent Reznor founds French culinary bioengineering firm. Nine Inch Snails

Trent Reznor frees incarcerated hamsters. Nine Inch Bails.

Trent Reznor takes the shortest nature walk ever. Nine Inch Trails.

On the desk of every Moby Dick obsessive: Nine Inch Whales

Trent Reznor grows miniature alfalfa. Nine Inch Bales.

Trent Reznor falls off stepstool. Nine Inch Flails.

Trent Reznor watches "Caddyshack" on an iPad. Nine Inch Smails.

Trent Reznor causes bad weather! Nine Inch Hails!

Trent Reznor sets up a taxi firm Nine Inch Hails

Trent Reznor breeds hamsters. Nine Inch Tails.

Trent Reznor moves to Germany and adopts the metric system: Nein Inch Nails

Wait, these need not be unrelated. He could be using the hamsters to generate the electricity, as they run on the little wheels...

Trent Reznor founds worlds largest embossing for the blind, 9-inch-Brailles!

Trent Reznor performs almost-too-specialized manicures. Nigh-Niche Nails.