⟳ Репост от tharook

They've had to list each item of cutlery separately in order to make the list seem bigger. This is the kind of thing you're given when you arrive in prison. The people who made this list knew precisely what it was for. And yet we are not allowed to spit on them in the street.

Tom Beasley

I've read this list three or four times and I really can't find the thing I'm supposed to be outraged by. One cereal bowl?! Stainless steel cutlery?! Two pillows?! Where are we putting them, the Ritz?!