Step 1: Fire the competent people bc Whiskey Pete is a dumbass white nationalist. Step 2: Start a war that those competent people would have staved off. Step 3: Ask the remaining incompetent white men for a bailout. edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...

Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN PoliticsThe request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.edition.cnn.com