10+ years ago i searched the neighborhood for a friends bike that had just been stolen and then i found the guy who stole it riding it. threatened him with a toilet brush id grabbed somewhere and he gave the bike back. idk what the police would have done but i think that bike would still be gone

Em, midly

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.