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To split the baby in half here: Bluesky is horny, but not in a hot way. There’s a horny part of Bluesky but it’s offputting and most people try to ignore it, like a swinger’s resort in Florida that’s next to a retirement community.

Matt Ufford

the discourse is wild, man. bluesky is like the least horny place on the entire internet, then one director was like "I cut nude scenes out of my sex movie" and INSTANTLY everyone demanded nudity. and frankly I'm here for it. let's see it all hanging out, baby. for art. respectfully of course.

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i recently had to utilize the nsfw options on here cuz some people just do not stop reposting other people’s, frankly, unsettling-looking naked bodies. i didn’t wanna mute them, cuz i liked their other posts, but personally i’d rather not see quasimodo’s micropenis strapped to a vibrator at 10AM.

Ответ для pierogiwitch

I was lazy and left them on by default and that seems like a wise move in hindsight

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to the dumb cunt quoting me but refusing to let me quote them back: learn how to read better. the key here is “at 10AM” not their body itself, which i am allowed to dislike personally. and i am not “mad” i had to do it, i am acknowledging that i had to cuz i didn’t want to not see their other posts.

there's a kind of horniness that's utterly unerotic, if that makes sense. people talking about sex the same way they do about funkos. like they're in the sex fandom

Ответ для merritt

Sitting down to watch some porno like they’re watching regular season baseball on a weeknight

Ответ для merritt

“Wuthering Heights,” 2026 (Fennell)

Ответ для merritt

"can we talk about the inherent misogyny of this kink??? and we're all just okay with it?????"

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Broke: Sexual Fantasies Woke: Sexual Headcanons

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One of my friends refers to this as "sex positive but only for other people" and it has stuck with me

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Real Sex 19 on hbo.

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fucko pork

Bluesky is a site where if you misspell words you can end up looking as some strange kink you had no idea existed and you are sorry you are aware of it now.

Good point. People talk sexy stuff on here and I sskip or at most I am like 'oh LOL you crazy kids and your sexy talk' but immediately forget I ever saw it. It's like people talking about anime --it doesn't stick in my head.

L

Every threesome I've ever had had been of the quirk chungus variety

I don't know man. There's so many good nsfw artists here.

Ответ для Art Demon

One of the fun things on Bsky is having a winding politics or history discussion with someone then checking their profile and seeing it's mostly NSFW art.

For a short time, I used to live near a nudist colony in the French Riviera and let me tell you, it's never the people you want to see naked

see also: a bunch of grown-ass adults rushing to announce that they’ve had WAY MORE sexual partners than a survey said was average

Cooper why are you splitting babies

Ответ для Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.

It all goes back to his hatred of waffles.

Ответ для Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.

That’s how they come out when they’re conceived on Bluesky

So many vivid memories from my childhood of driving by Paradise Lakes Resort and seeing the giant "clothing optional!" mural painted on the wall facing the road lmao

“AOC, have you seen Alf’s hog?” is a real question that is etched forever in mental blockchain like a shady bitcoin transaction

In the same way that anyone who says "I'm a very sexual person" is someone you'd never want to think about having sex in a million years

Ответ для Melico

(And good for them, just don't tell me about it)

And that’s basically what the director cut — background nudity in a street scene that distracted from the conversation between clothed main-cast performers.

post malone ergo propter malone

occasionally i forget that, as a result of largely happenstance, i am a 40something straight man on a website that is both a retirement home for people like me and also a virtual watering hole for the internet's most prolific transfems

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Yeah I don't quite understand this dynamic but it's definitely A Thing

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Bluesky is for the dolls, or so I've heard.

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Having cool neighbors keeps you young

Well, as one of the homosexuals on this website, there’s a whole horny gay male section, but we kinda keep that section on the website away from the straights.

Ответ для Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

🥐

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it never left, man. Alf Hog was the friends you met here, along the way.

Ответ для Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

it’s always been here (but it stops being funny if I overdo it)

If you want dog boys with chest hair this is your place

Got a lot of QTs accusing me telling me to “just not look” or accusing me of bigotry, but I remember when the Discover tab was full of uncensored diaper fetishists and the devs were actively giving updates about fixing the issue because people didn’t want to see that

Ответ для Cooper Lund

they’re still there on the What’s Hot Classic feed unfortunately

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We also didn't have a system to go 'do you want to look at this?' at all early on right? Like, hey, if someone posted it and it showed up for you you were seeing it whether you wanted to or not.

Ответ для Cooper Lund

the prevalence of diaper shit on here was ridiculous

There's also a huge furry art community, which is either an exception to your point or perfect proof of it.

My feed has literally been full of horny art for vore day lol. So this is very much an experiences may vary thing.

I strongly support the right of people I find deeply unattractive to be horny as hell and go out and get it. One of the most fundamental of American freedoms.

Entire website had to have a sit-down about exhibitionism and consent in 2023

Ответ для Joad The Wet Sprocket

Everyone complains about the MSNBC Boomers who showed up in Nov 2024 but I like them a lot better than a guy yelling that he won’t post his hog anymore because of mod drama

Ответ для Joad The Wet Sprocket

i unfortunately still remember the account that kept cumming on sandwiches and posting themself eating said sandwiches