Every gotdamned Friday there’s news of a new agreement with Hamas and/or Iran to soothe the markets over the weekend and every Monday-Thursday of the following week we discover yet again what a load of bullshit it was. Stop. Stop fucking reporting this bullshit as fact.

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The administration is currently floating the idea of knocking out energy targets in Iran, but to wrap the bombing up before the stock market opens on Monday. These are not serious people.