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WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE "NON" TRILLIONAIRE .......THAT POS LOST HIS TRILLIONAIRE STATUS WOHOOOOOOOOO I WANT HIM TO LOSE IT ALLLLLLLL

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at last the Edsel owners can drive during the day xx

The Xsel

😁

He deserves the title

The Edsel looks kind of cool next to a Cybertruck. Meanwhile, Cybertrucks still look the vehicle troops from a dystopian government use to oppress teenagers in YA novel. Katnip Everbow needs to use dynamite arrows to blow them up.

Wonder if anyone’s is going to try to put an Edsel body on a Cybertruck chassis

Edsel sends a thank you

I have been highlighting this fact for months. Glad to see the MSM catching up.

Finally winning at something

I am disgusted every time I see one of these $100 thousand dollar garbage cans. Tesla is trash.

I'd take and drive the Edsel any day, over the Wankpanzer.

The Edsel looks good in comparison!

The trashla

Truth be told, the Edsel was a pretty sharp looking vehicle regardless of it's popularity. Can't be said about this monstrosity.

I’ll take the Edsel

Also, the Edsel was never confused with a garbage dumpster.

Deplorean

I've been waiting for someone to bring up the Edsel

Why, triangle shaped national park toilet is a great design

Seen here: The Ford Edsel parked next to a shitty dumpster. The parking lot must have been full.

it is so ugly; what was the designer thinking? Shows you where Musk’s head is really at! 👎

#EdselMusk is destroying the most important auto maker of the last half century.

Ford Edsel looks nice, clearly people then lacked taste. Replace that with Pinto instead :P

Actually, the Edsel was a pretty car for its time.

Cyberfucked.

The Australian Leyland P76 was another failure. Largely because of its poor build. It actually looked quite decent.

There were that many Edsels on the road?

I’m surprised Edsel flopped… Seems like a nice car.

No surprise, it looks like a war machine.

Elon is more of a Nazi than Henry Ford, and that’s saying something.

Automotive history? So it is not a garbage can?

No need to panic, I hear Elon's brought in a new car designer

CyberEdsel … so Elron is the Cyber Edsel Originator (CEO) of Tesla?

Bigger than the PT Cruiser?! I hated that car. I hate the cybertruck more. Makes sense.

The Cybertruck took many of the Edsel’s flaws and cranked them so beyond 11 that the knob broke. 😆

Garbage in - Garbage out!

Um, who else thinks The Edsel looks pretty darn sharp?

“At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth.” - twitchy musk April 2025 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… how does his band of pimply, prepubescent, InCel pricks still follow his doughy nazi ass?

their skin breaks like pretzels

pretty clear who wore it better

And you can combine an Edsel with Ranchero and get a pretty cool looking ride

Love how one failed car is still a BEAUTIFUL looking piece of machinery, then there’s that physical Super Nintendo vehicle render next to it.

Now that you mention it, sure would be interesting if some automaker with nothing to lose made a new Edsel. Keep the weird kitschy look, but give it modern safety specs (and EV?). Would it hit the sweet spot of goofy-cool like the Mini Cooper, or would it be another WTFail like the Pontiac Aztek?

Some of us have been saying this for a while. The Cyber Truck has been an obvious massive failure almost from the beginning. bsky.app/profile/bywa...

This has to make the Ford Family feel better. At least the historians in the Ford family.😆

unlike the cybertruck the edsel was actually a good car with terrible timing/marketing

The Biggest Flop Derby.

i'd rather pull the Edsel around than drive the Cybertruck

The Swastikkkar is not legal in Europe, which makes me glad 🥰 It is one FUGLY box of bits

The Edsel was a decent automobile mechanically, it just didn’t appeal to buyers. The Cybertruck sucks in every way imaginable.

👏

I would happily drive around in an Edsel Pacer, it's like a Bel Air with a silly reaction face if you look at it the right way.

Musky always seems to invest in crap companies. How is he still so rich when he's so clueless?

Its an ugly car.

This is how his brain looks. Sharp corners, no curves or smoothness anywhere. Revolting.

It looks like it was designed from drawings made by a 5 year old. From my observation, I've never seen the truck bed being used, and its always a lone guy driving. Ive never actually seen anyone in the passenger seat, and certainly not a woman.

The Edsel was actually ahead of its time mechanically but not stylistically.

I'm very happy for them

I would love to turn an Edsel into an Electric vehicle.

🤔 I just wonder what someone is thinking when they actually buy a cybertruck. I mean why? They don't look good or practical.

This has felt “meant to be” from Day One. But really, did the sad, semi-Cyclops-eyed Edsel actually *need* an equally stupid, *modern* Life Partner in the form of a …TESLA Cybertruck? 😵 Hasn’t Edsel suffered enough?

Also, what a nice, compact and elegant car that vulgar boat of an Edsel is by comparison.

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It must also qualify as the ugliest motor vehicle of all time!

That denigrates Edsels!

The Edsel was manufactured in my town. The factory is still there. It's a shopping mall now.

Hurrah 🎉

But it is taking forever for the stock price to match the sales numbers. With how big the cybertruck flopped it should be 100 shares for a penny.

And so the champion of the last 70 years was dethroned at last, defeated by that vision of ugliness we cal the Swastikar.

My dad had an Edsel. Way cooler than the trash receptacle

The CyberTruck was recalled for more things than the 1976 Plymouth Volaré. One recall after another,... after another... The Volaré was a superior vehicle, in every way.

Me, too!!

If it could go any lower I wish it would...

The Edsel would look awesome in a movie about mafias. The Cybertruck still hasn't finished downloading yet. It looks too incomplete and sharpy-pointed to be gangster. 🤣

And the Edsel was a good looking automobile for that time while the Cybertruck is just ugly any time.

Kinda startin’ to make more sense now ... I saw him from the start ... before Tesla ... the way he handled Paypal ... you could tell ... there was an evil glint in his eye ... vile MF

Driving Trashla's stock down 32% this year alone. #DefundMusk #TrashTesla

Our town has 1 or 2 soft- penised dads who drive these fucking things.

The Edsel looks pretty classy compared to that POS.

I worked with a guy whose friend had an Edsel, it was nice looking and drove very smoothly. The Pinto, Pacer and Gremlin were hideous cars, as was the fake Ferrari looking Fiero.

He wasn't a trillionaire very long. I hope that crushes him.

Most Americans don't realize that Elon Musk is an investor not an inventor. The engineering and designs that made Teslas possible did not come from Musk.

It's also the ugliest car of all time.

The Edsel is waaaaay prettier.

Did Musk and his people think the always-slightly-soiled appearance of the not-so-"stainless" steel is a high-testosterone look, or was it just a bungle?

The only Tesla model designed by Elon. He's such a genius that even consumers don't understand his brilliant vision.

Me2

It’s certainly the ugliest.

My blind cat could design a more aesthetically pleasing vehicle.

Tesla cars are not awful, they could have easily made a perfectly acceptable pickup truck. But thanks to Musky they made that fucking abomination.

super competition

Say what you will about Elon, but the man is dedicated to his suck-assery

i hope that this thumbnail isn't ai and the journal actually found an edsel and parked it next to a dumpster for this article

There are so many of them in the Coachella Valley it’s disgusting

The black and white car parked next to the dumpster looks really cool

Gemini AI probably boiled a small pond to mess this up, but intriguingly, instructions to Grok could never be specific enough- image on the right is 5th iteration refusal to do as asked.

Would enjoy having an Edsel.

Love thinking about the cybertruck

The thing was, the Edsel wasn't even that bad; it had push button transmission selection and the ride was pretty good. Just looked kinda daft. The Cybersuck is just shit all 'round.

Love it for the dorks that bought them

Love it!

I can’t really capture in words what it was like from the late 50s thru the 60s when you heard the word Edsel - it meant one big fucking failure!

Never Tesla.

Sad. Usually Nazis design good cars.

Thats a pretty low bar. They are popular with the UFC specialty plates people here. I judge each tesla by its plates 🤔We have a lot of specialty plates.

To all the idiots who bought one!

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Cybertruck isn't sexy. SMH

The Trabant , Yugo GV and Pontiac Aztec can commiserate, and welcome another most deserving terrible idea into their club.

Good luck to the idiots who have bought in to Elmo's scams. All of them. That's all they are. SCAMS. He relies almost exclusively on gov't loans and contracts, then deflects attention from his losses and fraud.

Running the numbers shows driving which one instantly labels you a dickhead?

The Cybertruck went from selling well to barely selling at all, because it sucks so bad. 2024: ~39,000 units sold 2025: 20,237 units sold, marking a 48.1% year-over-year drop and the steepest decline of any U.S. EV nameplate. 2026: Just 7,133 Elmo original goal was 250K units per year.

I hope the film producers recall that if there is ever a remake of "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken".

I live in Las Vegas where Teslas and EVs are very popular. When the Cybertruck was first launched and maybe 6-12 months later, I would see them a fair amount. Now I hardly ever see them - driving the same roads. Lol.

Which great innovator has never produced a flop? Failure is part of innovation.

Having seen them ‘in the flesh’ now, on Canadian roads, I can confirm that this is a butt-ugly car 😖🤮

Wait till they hear about Space X. Cybertruck a flop, eh? Hold my beer.

And the Edsel looks positively elegant compared with the skip on wheels.

And we've all had so much fun laughing at them, memes made about them, and so on.

Cybertruck also has the award for car most likely to blow up, somehow even exceeding the 90's punching bag, the Ford Pinto. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

And it has a safety record worse than the ford pinto.

The Edsel is better looking.

The Tesla wanna be truck is one ugly pike of tin welded together by beginners and painted by people who lacked color ability. All the wasted metal and parts is beyond sad. Not worth the dollars greedy haters want for it

The Yugo is better than that fire trap of a trash can.

But the Edsel is kind of cool.

👏👏👏👏

It is also dangerous because the reinforced windows make it almost impossible to break in case of emergency like a runaway battery fire.

The Edsel looks better!

Edsel is a way better looking vehicle, good lord.

Edsel looks pretty good next to Tesla.

I want this for him !! Right up until trump bails him out with our tax dollars !!!

Please call it by its proper name, the Wanker Panzer.

but the right one looks sweet.

He really really deserves it

And Elon Musk is the biggest failure ever in the human race. A greedy SOB.

LOL

Edsel flopped because it came in the middle of a recession. Cybertruck flopped because it's just straight garbage that no sane person is attracted to.

In 20 years, the one on the left will be a lot harder to find, and still less valuable than the one on the right.

Worse than a Gremlin.

If I could choose one of those vehicles today, I’d get the one on the right.

the Edsel has never looked better!

Edsel had a giant vag on the front & Cybertruck has a giant dickhead behind it.

Poor Elon. Did you know that Elon is Afrikaans slang for loser?? I just made, er I mean, looked up that factoid.

I see these on the road and think sci fi B movie from the 70s

Nice feel-good news! Musk is on his way down, and I like it! About two months ago, Brian Krassenstein on X revealed that he bought a Cybertruck. He instantly lost hundreds of follows, and the meme makers went wild, posting all different vehicles in Brian's garage. My favorite was the Sandcrawler 😅

The Edsel at looked cool and had advanced features

It's the legacy that literally everyone who isn't a brainless techno bro saw coming

I am waiting for a cheap Baja body kit car to put on top of the chassis. Something like this but with a bed maybe. Sell the stainless steel for scrap and maybe recoup your purchase price

Is the Tesla dusty or is this a light effect?

Boycott tesla

You also love this for the nearly 90% of shareholders who aren’t him? Or the 90,000+ who make Tesla possible through hard work and dedication? If so, you’re no better than him.

My Pontiac Azteks are feeling neglected over here. :D

In 60 years the only cyber trucks will be in car museums under "biggest piece of shit."

Same.

Here’s the thing. It’s not a truck. It’s a giant billboard that says “oh what a dick am I.” And frankly it is extremely good at doing that. Best in the world. Nothing else comes close. And that is quite something.

I don't want this to be an excuse for Ford to bring back the Edsel though. I'd prefer they bring back the Ford Taurus, that was a good sedan.

1960 Edsel. 1 of 135 ever built. (Right) Late 1950s Naming options from Ford. They shoulda gone with 'Varsity Stroke.'

Does that include the Ford Pinto??? I'm sure it does. Ppl would rather have a car that will explode if rear ended than a car that will just on it's own take control, pick up speed & ram into something while locking you inside the fiery cabin.

The Most Ugly as well.

I guess the designers only had rulers, no French-curves.

Everyone should keep a few "ugly as ass" magnets in their car. Just saying.

And the Edsel still looks better

Perfect fit for the world's dumbest rich guy

The Edsel is a better looking car.

At least the Edsel looks like a vehicle that someone tried to design. The cybertruck looks like the design project undertaken by a four-year-old with crayons. Homer Simpson's automotive design made far more sense. And that bankrupted his half-brother's car company. youtu.be/WPc-VEqBPHI?...

😊👍 The Tesla Cybertruck is not allowed for normal use on public roads in European countries because it lacks the required EU type approval. The stainless steel outer shell and sharp angles do not meet European rules for protecting pedestrians and cyclists during crashes. Happy regards from Europe 😀

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bsky.app/profile/quin... But he gets a bail out!

I'd buy this before a Cybertruck.

An that's saying something..the pinto is on this list

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#TeslaTrash🤣 #TeslaTrash🤣

my genuine reaction

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At least it comes in Tan now...

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so many nicknames, but my favorite is Clustertruck

I’d take an Edsel before I’d use a cybertruck to haul anything

It's ugly and crap. You can literally pull of parts without tools.

My late father worked on Edsel commercials in LA. The Cybertruck looks like a 1st draft prototype that should have been scrapped (for good). ★Schadenfreude★

no trillionaire, no genius 😜

The Tesla Cyber-Edsel

It's a lot like Elon, absolutely no style.

I was a kid when the Edsel came out, and looking at that picture I'm amazed at how much better it looks now with that thing to compare it to.

Tesla Clusterfuck

I would rather buy this than a Cybertruck.

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Just to personalize the flop we need to start calling the cybertruck “Elon” just like the Edsel name represents failure the Elon name should too

I make sure to point and laugh whenever I actually see one being driven.

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Don't give Musk ideas for a design refresh.

It does make the Edsel look fabulous

That’s quite an accomplishment, breaking a 69 year record! Couldn’t have happened to a bigger asshole

What's sad is the Edsel was actually a decent car.