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Does the doll smell like dog butt?

Roman with his trumpy

Love! ❤️ 😆

She is a happy girl doing her duty! Your recipe makes a delicious “poached “salmon. The air fryer kicks it up a notch! The most flavorful salmon is pan seared in butter then roasted to perfection! All fantastic ! 😋

My noble steed decapitating his DJT rubber chicken, way back in the early days

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My microwave is my spice cabinet. It came with the house, but I don't microwave food.

In the microwawe..😱

Will pass on the salmon, but may have to get the chew toy.

❤️🦴

Here’s Rudy, AKA the sweetest doggy you could ever wish to meet, with his one in 2021 a short time before he tore it to shreds like the good boy he is.

Tear it up Molly, I'll throw your bail!

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His previous post was about microwave bacon:).

But Uncle Steve.. what about others? Should we not worry about others sensibilities?

Cujill!

Salmon = healthy Trump = not healthy.

What a scary toy you have Molly!

A very Dean Koontz-esque post.

But no salmon in the microwave AT THE OFFICE

Plz do this America !!! 🇺🇸

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Clever girl!!!

And likewise, the djt should be microwaved for an excessively long time until the orange glow disappears.....

The chew toy has life sized DJT hands!

Thank you Molly!

Good dog.👍

I would read just about anything you write, sir, but please don't ever do a cookbook.

Ha! A proper chef cooks salmon in the dishwasher!

My Sonny, a Sheba-Pug mix, would eat that thing in a few seconds. I have to keep my Trump Chicken Squeak toy that I use at no-Kings events away from him.

It’s not commonly known, but one of Dante’s circles of hell is full of evilkind who microwave fish. Sinners have to smell that shit for all eternity.

😂!

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So cute!

Where did you get that?

fish in the microwave? you are the king of horror.

You are the king of horror. Of course you would microwave fish!

our salmon goes in the smoker, but I approve heartily of your dog!

I love that Stephen is just giving us true horror with his microwave cooking. Imagine trying this at the office.

MOLLY!

... ... ... Were you hacked?

Microwaves suck. Grill or bake in the oven.

Really? That's a good way to cook salmon? I'm gonna try.

Salmon Chanted Evening.

Why hasn't he been torn to pieces yet?

Judging by your recommendation, it's obvious that you've not shared an office. Believe me, it shows. 😉✌🏼🫡

Hi Stephen, I recently finished reading ‘Holly’ and I think it is one of your best. I have been a fan since the mid-80’s and already have many favourites but this one felt like something new, like David Thompson crossing the Rockies! I hope you reach your Pacific Ocean! Thanks

Not that you asked, but I’m reading Fairy Tale and I’m really enjoying it. Just thought I’d say hello while I’m passing.

I have a cat named Molly, but I spell it "Mauly." You should see what she can do to a cardboard box.

Perfect 🤩

I too once had a puppy that would run to the neighbor's pasture & drag home giant turds to play with.

Love this :)

Just don't microwave your leftover fish at work or you'll star in SK's next novel - it'll end badly for you. ;)

Our Toto bites his favorite DJT too 😁

Off topic, but that’s a gorgeous floor. I do love me gorgeous wide-plank hardwood floor.

Ok, salmon in the microwave, that's scary!

Love that toy... Grrrrrrrrrreat!

Needs to chew harder. My late Roscoe would have had in shreds in minutes

Dont let him see it, his narcissim will make him think you are training your dog to attack him.

Can you make the chew toy into a voodoo doll....?

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Gemi attacks the orange pig with purple spots. Dogs always know.

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Is that how you make rushdie salmon?

Bite size president

Salomon in the microwave is the same like real caviar with ketchup. But it's a good start for a new horror story.

So good to see Molly looking so happy!

Give that doll a YUGE bite for me, Molly! lol! I hope that’s a voodoo doll!

Just attaching my book to Stephen King’s salmon post like a remora to a great white. Please do not disturb me while I absorb his engagement.

Molly deals with the current state of affairs the only way she knows how. Well done Thing of Evil.

Nasty.

NO NOT THE MICROWAVE

Sounds delicious. Wow evil is such a seductive force, the Cute is strong in this one.

Steve why did you write child orgies into “It” ???

SALMON IN THE MICROWAVE The horror, the horror ...

Does it squeak?

when you finally release your microwave cookbook I will certainly purchase a copy

Salmon in the microwave may be the scariest thing you ever written.

Salmon in the microwave? No.

Long live Molly aka the Thing of Evil! May her bones be many and her terror be legendary!!❤️

Git 'em! Git 'em Molly! Good Thing of Evil 😈

Happy Friday Molly! Have a fabulous day! 😊

DJT, tougher than a boiled owl.

Please. Don't feed toxic stuff to your dog.

LOL.

My late mom loved seafood, always found the stores that had it fresh. In her 70s at Albertson's fish counter, she passed out cold on the floor. Was determined she had developed an allergy to fresh salmon, which spread to other varieties. I discovered this weird allergy was inheritable last year.

That DJT is far too thin. Molly would not chew him when he’s got his diaper (UK nappy) on.

Hi Molly! Enjoy your salmon!

Love this!

It is like poaching if you have it sealed up

I've got one of those DJT toys on my desk in work. And yes, it squeaks when you squeeze his fat belly. 😁

Careful Molly. Remember the 'Zuni warrior doll' in "Trilogy of Terror", who came to life and tormented poor Karen Black?

Sounds like she is living her best life.

Between Molly and Terror (The Boys) who is better at desecrating villainous figures?

I love your Molly, She looks like a wonderful Muse.

Hope Molly didn't get sick from biting that doll! 😱

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Poor salmon, getting cooked in the microwave

I hope she's not like my cat who likes to drown his toys in the toilet. Oh wait... In this case, yes I do! 👹

So did Hogan….

Aww sweet evil baby!

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my maine coons have the same DT toy, just like the actual mango mussolini i’ve had it since 2016 and for whatever reason it JUST WON’T DIE!

LOL... I see a lot of folks horrified at the idea of cooking fish in the microwave. Hey. I prefer the oven, too... but for older people who might only have a room or two and not a lot of space... well. This might just work well for them, so I ain't gonna bitch. 😁

Good puppy. Kill, kill, kill! 💜🐶🐾

The size of Trump after an enema.

That sounds great....but I will admit to posting for reasons unrelated to bacon. . BTW big fan bla bla but I created this account, having sworn off social media etc to tell you to watch Them if you haven't seen it. Season 2 is, in my opinion the best horror made in the last 10, or even 20 years.