i used to tell people i had ADHOSS, which stands for Attention Deficit Hyperac- Ooh Something Shiny
aka LW SalinasI had an ADHD joke but that reminds me, I had this dream earlier where I was trying to drink water and couldn't and jt was SO ANNOYING, but then my friend's dog turned into a faucet but I'm not drinking water from a dog if I have a choice, so when I woke up I was mad about ir and also thirsty, but--