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Pack of magnums and a single sparkler, please. Better yet, just make it those snap things you throw at the ground. I got nothing to prove.

And no president has done more to increase the incidents of cardiopulmonary disease in the greater Washington DC area.

Who gives a shit?

Perhaps the DC fireworks display is where all our munitions went.

Panem et circensis!

A man is not judged by the size of his fireworks show but by the content of his character.

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Ugliest fireworks in world records and 0% of artistry in it but it’s just explosions

He still has a small willy, though

Sadly it's the only positive thing from trump's second term... unless he dies in office. 😠

Well whoopty-doo!

So what…….

What a forgettable achievement the Lying King had made for lack of other achievements for lack of brains guts and character.

BFD!!!

With an unnecessary carbon footprint, since a better display is possible with drones

So are they now on the payroll too?

And no one gave a fuck ever as fireworks are so boring and overrated

But what were the viewership numbers? I bet more people have watched smaller displays.

I have never given Trump any props before but he finally did something right. Too bad it wasn’t something that would actually better the lives of everyday Americans.

Zzzz.

Who the fuck cares. I want to hear about the exploitation of America by Trump and his minions who are destroying the country and our democracy? WTF’s wrong with you people. Like you can’t see what is wrong in this country!

Did it bring down costs for average Americans? Or did it set the record for worst man-made air quality in an American city in a one-hour span?

ah, I had a whole different record in mind, but sure! 🫠

Largest, greatest, all these tiring superlatives. Christians follow the Man who became the least of all men. The world upside down

That will lower grocery costs.