nachos

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧

What is the one food that even if it was sentient and had arms/legs to walk down the street you’d still try to chase it (or take a bite out of it)?