One time my wife’s car was stolen from the driveway and the police came by two hours later and and scolded us: “You live in the hood.” A month later while we were both out of town the towing company called us and told us we owed them $2K because they found it totaled and hauled it to impound.

Em, midly

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.