Hands down the highlight of the reception was two little boys double-fisting crucifixes, one yelling “now the demons can’t get us!”
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinAfter 103 years of devout Catholicism, my grandma had built up a massive collection of statues, medals, and other religious tchotchkes, so we had a big table at the funeral reception for people to take things home, and I tell you what, people LOVE funeral favors