question for the night: which Cabinet level agency, as currently construed (assume 2024 levels of normal function/competency) is best *suited* to handling the problem of "ghosts are real and fuck shit up" a la Ghostbusters, and which one has the strongest *legal basis* for being the point agency?
escapedexplorer[also i have no idea if the EPA has a statutory duty to evaluate ectoplasm and other ghostly effects into any sort of environmental impact study or enforcement decision. Is that more of an HHS thing? HUD for haunted houses? Once you prove 'ghosts are real and impact us' it feels important to know!]