I’m for sure not a genius, whatever it is that might mean, but I am petty as FUCK l, and my actual gift is that I process data (in my dumb, flawed way) VERY rapidly, so people really oughtn’t to fuck with me, but they do constantly. Often to their profound regret 😂

Kay Cook (and cats)

And he looked back at me looking (2x), and I could tell he didn’t see the always-broken T-Mobile ad-flag across the path ahead of him, so while he was looking, I cupped my hands to mouth & went “FUCK YOU, DUDE!” & he was so incensed he ran right tf into it & almost died lolol 🤣 It was so perfect 🤌