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Find Tide Christ my dirty, dirty brother.

Mission accomplished with this fess.

That's 3 changes mate, and stopping the second definitely doesn't justify the 3rd.

Absolute fucking skank. And yes, this is definitely a bloke (even though I've known women this goblin-y).

Just stop using sheets and you'll never have to wash them.

I bet he also showers once a year....whether he needs to or not.

Some of us actually, uh... bathe.

Not enough no for this

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I still sleep naked, I just.... yknow... don't leave shit stains on the bed 🤷‍♂️

Disgust bait failed.

Get camouflage pattern sheets then you coward.

You ain’t never getting laid.

Why the fuck do I keep opening blue sky on my lunch break? 🤮

But you’ve a sore throat from breathing in dead skin cells constantly …

Replace your white sheets with grey and you'll never have to change them again.

Tramp.

FFS next he (and we can pretty much guarantee it's a he) will be telling us he showers every time he changes his sheets for extra cleanliness 😬😬😬

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That's, that's the best thing I've read all day 🥲

Still sleeping alone, I hope.

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/w...

I’m a microbiologist. Here’s how often you should really be washing your sheetsWe shed hundreds of thousands of skin cells and sweat up to half a pint of fluid each nightwww.independent.co.uk

Ah it began so well

Maybe if your nose wasn't blocked you'd understand why you should change them more often