Loot Drop after defeating me: -Enough books and blu-rays fall on you to crush you to death, giving me the vengeance I crave in the afterlife
Kingfisher & WombatLoot drop after defeating me: - bird guide - 1 pair masterwork binoculars - Hat of Magnificence (+1 to Intimidate and Performance, -2 to Stealth) - Wondrous Item: Author Copies* - Book Contract (cursed) - random cheese - cat hair (also cursed)