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And that was before Trump threw in the Abraham Accords to, uhm, sweeten the deal.

I’ve completed the work and school Requirements for my electrical license. I’m 95% there just have to pass my code test.

Luntz is a first rate dipshit, at least 95% of him anyway.

600 percent sure that’s right!

The pasta is 95% done. The remaining 5% is focused on the Big Bang, coalescing suns and planets out of cosmic dust, slowly weathering the elements into soil and water, and evolving wheat and tomatoes and parmesan cheese from the primordial soup.

Good analogy!👍🏻

And the brakes on your are 95% effective at stopping your car.

Martin Short also had his Olympic synchronized swimming routine mastered. He only had to learn how to swim so he could take off his water wings.

I’m happy to announce that my brain surgery training is 95% complete.

my getting busy living is 95% done, the remaining 5% is focused on getting busy dying

And I mean....how hard can THAT part even be? 🤔

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Anything for a bump in the stock market.

Flying the plane is easy, but you really want that 5% that covers landing it.

I am 95 percent of the way to sleeping with Elizabeth Olsen. The remaining 5 percent is meeting her, and somehow being appealing to her.

I am 95% certain that was the last bullet in the chamber 😳

Frank the wank!

This is consistently my favorite follow...

I went over to the old Hellsite, and yes, even Luntz realizes that the WH line is absurd.

Having A Shit and Getting On With My Day is 5% "getting on with my day".

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Remaining 5% is takeoffs and landings.

I've climbed 95% of Mount Everest. The last 5% is just learning how to mountain climb and getting to Nepal.

"I've learned takeoffs, all that's left is learning to land"

My brain surgeon’s license is 95% done. Next up, learning about the brain, and surgery.

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My medical degree is 95% done. The remaining 5% involves attending medical school.

Software dictum - the last 5% of the project takes 50% of the time and effort.

Should be Frank Putz.

Heh! And a meme is born.

So is my learning to drive stick shift

🤣👏👏👏

The first 95% were: where to hold the signing, what color pens to use, what shape table to have, who stands where in the photos, and most importantly, who gets to post which memes afterwards. You know, the really important stuff. The Strait and the nuclear material are just afterthoughts.

I have watched all of ER and The Pitt, 5% away from being an emergency medicine physician.

The mullahs have agreed to let Trump remain as head of the US government.

and landing!

Apparently Franks rug is on too tight.

I'm 95% done with becoming president. The remaining 5% is running a campaign, collecting cash, getting on ballots, etc etc.

95% of the evening was a pleasant night at the theater for the Lincolns.

The Everything But The Dissertation students

Do ground school and get the written test out of the way, they said.

LOL so not done at all is what we are saying...

I'm 95% percent done with becoming a lawyer. All I have to do is go to law school and pass the Bar Exam.

My lifeguard certification is 95% done. The remaining 5% is focused on learning how to swim.

Congrats on recognising a plane. That last 5% will be a doozy 💝

He's even dumber than we thought

I spent 95% of my time learning to fly at 30,000 ft. I’m up here now. I’ll spend the next 5% learning to land. Er, wait….