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This has to be some final destination game death is playing with us. Well death...

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Nothing burger. Please, who gives a rat's ass.

It’s normal for this rotten government!

Hey, @thegodshow.com I’m starting to think you need glasses. Your aim continues to be off.

Darn..so close.

Damn! (Take that any way you want)

Well, what can we expect?

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*sigh*

I could be arrested for what I'm thinking right now.

Oh dear!

5 gets 10 this is due to the WH not providing their flight plan.

GAWD DAMMIT!

The jet was just a peaceful tourist.

DAAAAAMN IT

You are late Brian. bsky.app/profile/woke...

Dammit.

Those poor people in the jet!

thank you for reporting this.

This is what happens when unqualified people are in control. A former reality show participant Secretary of transportation.

Man, can you imagine if that's how he went? You could add him to the Wiki list of people killed by their own inventions. DOGE kills air safety infrastructure, presidential helicopter blows up.

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AND HOW IS THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR JOE BIDEN (coming up at 11)

Another near miss🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

This would’ve been the scandal we deserved if he met his demise directly due to his own policies

Happy nothing happened to the jet.

Covid would've been the ultimate irony, 2nd best would have been crashing his helicopter into the ballroom construction.

This bastard dodges accidents like he dodges the fucking war. Maybe next time...

Trump is the one who hired a reality show contestant to run US Aviation. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe Sean Duffy was too busy with his fake "road trip TV show" to do his actual job. 🤔🤭

That’s so close!

Damn!

Every day is another example of the incompetence he's created.

Damn. How does this keep happening?? Hasn’t he used up all of his bingo cards? JFC!!

damn it.

🤐

Almost is not good enough

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Shoot!

Missed opportunity. 😼

Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. 😔

but what are the pilot's T levels?

Better luck next time.

Better luck next time!

Less than a mile...4000 feet is a large distance between two aircraft. If a bus almost runs me over but it's 4000 feet away I did not almost get run over.

Maybe the traffic controllers were doing pull-ups in their suits . Dam Buttigieg

At least we can be consoled by the fact that he definitely shat himself again.

Bullets, Jets keep missing him. It’s almost like he is invincible, or is that what we are meant to believe?!

Even his pilot….

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Damn.

😡

When do they announce it was another assassination attempt?

get those pesky planes out of the way of BOSS'S helicopter

I’m just relieved the jet was spared ….

Ooooohhhhhh SO CLOSE!! Damn! Can we have a do over? Please???

Why report bad news🤬

Damn. So close!

Satan saved him again!

More stupidity

So close….

Note that a mile is still quite a wide margin. Close calls at airports are more like a few hundred feet of separation.

Don't tease me with a good time

Darn

Does he know????

So close

No impact no cares

So close….

Soooo close... But no cigar. 🙄🙄 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤡🫏💩🖕💩🖕

How does he always get away with it? Why is he still allowed to live?

Damn so close

In these most trying of times, we must find levity in the little things to get us through the madness of Trump 2.0. #QuietPiggy #NeinNazi #Trumpstein #LockHimUp

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“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.” — Spock, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Oh well....

OMG! Can you imagine the horror, a collision and then the poor citizens of DC get covered with rancid, orange, lard raining down?! Poor kids, looking up at the sky and then putrid slimy splotches of mango goo hit their innocent faces. Gross!

So close

Since they supposedly fixed the problem with air traffic in the area, I’m guessing he demanded to fly by one of his latest projects.

Will he call it an attempt at his life? Assassin in the sky.

The Wall Street Journal reported this yesterday, as cited in this Reuters story from nearly 24 hours ago. How is it breaking news? bsky.app/profile/reut...

Close but no cigar

only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

See karma is real and it's finally coming

So?

glad to hear the passenger jet got out okay, that would be a horrible way to go. My sincerest condolences to the helicopter pilot and the helicopter itself though (they aren't dead i just feel really bad for them having to haul around a lump of half sentient flesh)

So close but yet so far

Why do the keep missing? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dammit!!!

Incompetence at every level

This is what you get when you fire all the competent people. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Damn! So close!

Damn.

Meh.

Damn! The phrase from my childhood sports… “Missed it by a mile” comes to mind. Maybe it’s ETTD and he shook hands with the pilot.

I’m just reading a review of the report of the collision between the Delta jet and the army helicopter. It is a mess there. It’s a wonder we haven’t had more collisions

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades

Phew, we almost lost an important jet.

Maybe the pilot was practically knocked out by Canks's stench.

Assassin attempt by a jet. lol 😂

Better luck next time???

Damn! That could have been the answer to all our prayers!

Awwwwwww

So close damn it.

Thankfully the jet was safe.

We were 'this' close...

I keep thinking about how close we came in 2020 when he had COVID. The what if's.

Glad the passengers on Envoy Air are safe.

I think most of us had the same wishful vision

Probably didn't put the baby hippo on the corresponding seat to even the copter out.

Is Duffy done with his cross-country vacation?

Well crap...

I'd hate to lose anyone on that jet

Less than a mile doesn’t sound that close. Like even by “horseshoes or hand grenades” standards

What a shame.

Damn

No doubt the chopper pilot was temporarily overcome by Combover Caligula's stench

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A mile is a LOT of space!!

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Darn

*sigh* C'mon, God, you couldn't have scooched him over just one little mile? @thegodshow.com

Unless it was within a few hundred feet, no one was in any danger. I would have been sorry if the passengers on the jet were hurt.

Maybe next time

damn

Dammitall! 🤬 *And that’s I’m going to say on the matter. (for now) 😉

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Too bad

Not close enough.

Waiting for the inevitable spin on this one.

Rules don't apply to mad kings.

always close but no cigar

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Joe Bidens fault?

Damn! He better put a maxi-pad on his ear!

Damn!!!!! Missed again. 😡

Dammit.

Yall gotta stop edging me.

Blame DEI I bet...

Oh man, what a great day for America that would have been.

That’s what’s happen when you hire a tv reality star to cut the FAA budget!!

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Better luck next time 🤞

This is literally the political equivalent of "psych!" at this point.

Was it Epstein’s jet?

Ima keep my mouth shut on this one

Cold mofos around here like- people on the jet? Take one for the team people!!!

Hmmm... maybe I'll keep my thoughts to myself...

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I'm sorry that the gap wasn't much smaller.

I’m just gonna 🤐

Now they’ll probably want the whole damned airport to briefly shut down every time his fat ass flies nearby on Marine One, and cause cascading flight delays halfway across the country.

Shit. Well, there's always next time..hope springs eternal.

These assignation attempts are getting more elaborate.

Soooooo close...🤦‍♀️

so close, so far away

It was Biden's fault...

So close…

And the Transportation Secretary? Probably making another reality show.

brief moment of expectant breath holding only to exhale

MAGAs love playing with death.

God wants this Mother F*er 💀, but the Devil keeps intervening

America can’t catch a break.

Damn.

Good thing Sean Duffy can climb a tree. Real meritocracy we have here! 🤡

:(

my proseco isnt even cold yet tell him to come back for another pass in like an hour

Rats!

MAGA is probably flooding Twatter with assassination attempt theories. 🤣

I heard the jet was Antifa.

Surprised the helicopter missed his ego!