Are you there, God? It's me. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
emceekayveeAre you there, God? It's me, the one from the retraining order. I know I'm *technically* not supposed to contact you, but...