One time, I got back to my apartment having to piss so bad I charged into the bathroom like a demented rhinoceros, managed to bump into the toilet paper holder and break it. Managed to convince my gf at the time to let me buy a to holder that was a big bear holding tp in his paws while we...
The Jealous CactusSomewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet