It's nice to have friends who understand you and your Pookie Problem.

Tim Waits

Honest, good hearted dogs, who leapt the chasm to be with Adam and Eve as they were cast out of the Garden and separated from all other beasts, are doomed to share our curse of Being Stinky sometimes. Pagan cats, in their gilded pyramids, look upon us with cold eyes like vamp ... oh ok I get it now