Geneticists breed a new kind of shark called Charcharodon Calamitous. The whole movie is lit like shit so you can barely tell what makes C. Calamitous any different than a regular shark. The lego set sells for $150 a pop and I get a royalty off every sale because I copyrighted the dumb new shark
weinberglet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?