every time I manage to spill liquid down myself from missing my mouth or somehow opening my mouth Wrong while trying to have a drink (which is at least once every day) I think of the I Have A Drinking Problem bit from Airplane
The other night i managed to spill my water bottle down my back. I was in bed & pulled the blankets up over my shoulders and it knocked the water bottle off the bedside table and down behind me. Luckily I am hypermobile otherwise I have no idea how I'd have grabbed it. R was asleep and I couldn't