Look, I just need to see this incredible JAWS production moment dramatized on screen. "Fuck the actors! Save the sound department!" is so, so, so very funny.

Drew Dietsch

Realistically, I think the only JAWS film worth making at this point is a fictionalized riff on the production of the first film. Pick who you want for your perspective character (Spielberg, Carl Gottlieb, a made-up Martha's Vineyard resident) and make it a madcap misadventure in moviemaking.