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You ever just accidentally memorize a scene from barnyard of all movies?

Rerouting the encryption, onionizing the code, integrating the TUI Double S*, &... We're in *Term used inaccurately to sound smart

Explaining water cooling to certain family members so they know why AI is bad for the environment is kinda annoying. They just can't wrap their heads around the idea of water flowing next to computer parts

Who the fuck actually has an MGM+ subscription

Your telling me DC stands for Detective Comics, meaning the full name is Detectivs Comics Comics. I feel like there's a very obvious reference I can make

Theres something so nice about Nintendo's system soundtracks, even for something like the DSi that I've never owned & have no nostalgia over.

You could say tomorrow's a... Brand New Day

Fuck the LEGO Movie 2 Videogame

Wrote a whole essay on PlayStation's blog to try & convince them not to shutdown the PS3 & Vita stores

Why do people hate Burger King?

I am truly unstoppable, unless its minion rush

A random redditor 7 years ago guessed the name of the Gumball revival

The true best trilogy of all time

Its not gonna happen but I'd be really funny if Angry Birds 3 outperforms Avengers: Doomsday. I want it to happen just for the bit.

If your ever wondering how it feels to get electrocuted, it burns where you got shocked & either the electricity speeds up your heart rate & has you shaking, or you get so incredibly shocked (pun intended) that that happens, probably both.

Pre-sale tickets showing up 5 months before a movie's release is insane. Spider-Man: Brand New Day hasn't even released yet.

Fun fact: My PSN Profile Picture is this Image. The most Ape Escape I've played is the Astro Bot Level. I just thought the Monkey looked funny.

I love Red Dead Redemption 2. heres a picture of my physical cop- what the hell?

Boy I sure am glad Minecraft: PS4 Edition got a physical release so anyone can still play it even after it got replaced by its bastardized sistser. Imagine how bad I'd be for people who didn't have the chance to buy it when it was the modern version if the disk didn't exist. Also, I got diamonds.