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*laughs in unremarkable woman*

People do know they can watch a movie at home and talk all they want without spending money and disturbing tons of people, right?

People booed the AI ad that was shown before The Odyssey 🙂‍↕️

Oh boy pollsters know they are in deep doodoo

Someone call Cecily Strong and SNL immediately. I just need a cold open and that’s it.

The person sitting behind me who was talking during the majority of St. Vincent’s set tonight said aloud what I have been thinking for years: she was made to do a Bond theme

Stop making excuses for umpires, Craig

I love when the Padres win

Baseball has outgrown the need for umpires. Remove them from the game.

If you didn’t see King walking back to the dugout, here it is

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I can’t stop thinking of when I took my cat in for her annual wellness exam this week and when the vet pulled her away from me, she reached her paw out to hold onto me. Just writing this down here so there’s a record of it.

After being inundated with videos of people from Europe saying Americans are loud and annoying (and rightly so — we are obnoxious), it’s refreshing that the most annoying people I’ve encountered at the beach today are European tourists

The minions covering “La Perla” by Rosalía. I really feel like I’m onto something here.

That the journalists who went to the WHCD thought Trump would play nice is exactly why we are where we are as a country today. Stop stepping on the rake repeatedly and fucking do better.

No one’s pet is a celebrity at their vet for a good reason

Seeing Kevin Blackistone and Pablo Torre on Deadline: White House warms my Around the Horn fan heart

I hope I’m not jinxing it by saying this, but 2026 has been a banger of a year for movies so far

I just think Jimothy and the winter lamb in Sheep Detectives would be great friends

Pedro Porro is so happy 🥹

Rock the shit out of those drums, Animal!