My wife was playing vidya games w/ me and told me she was scheduling a urologist appt because “you wont stop fucking trickling” 😭
Ryan MoultonProtip for wives. When your husband is doing home renovation take their stud finder and put it on them, then press the button. It will beep. "Looks like I found a stud." Hearing both a dad joke and a compliment at the same time will blow their mind.