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Oh HELL yeah!!

Thinking back on some of my favorite Blanchard's moments, like seeing a girl drop trou and piss in the parking lot at like 830 PM and also seeing a dancing shirtless man wearing a giant rosary try to set an ambulance on fire. I genuinely treasure the years I lived in Allston lol

WHOA, end of an era. Apparently the pet shop is moving too??? Also how bad did the landlord jack up the rent if a liquor store can't stay in business IN ALLSTON?

Honestly, been feeling pretty smug lately about my brain's lifetime refusal to consider lettuce as food for human consumption

I got to see myself on the silver screen in a documentary wherein I am interviewed about being attacked by a turkey

Chose my wedding dress!! The Virgin Mother reached out from my lifetime of absorbing Catholic iconography and said go for the most extravagant veil they have, diva, and I obeyed.

🧡 It's honestly so impressive that Armand has been alive for so many centuries and has still never done anything wrong in his entire life 🧡 #tvl #iwtv

Watching the final with my dad, who hasn’t watched soccer like ever, and his commentary is priceless. “I think he faked that injury.” “He probably shouldn’t have kicked that directly into the goalie’s arms” “Why doesn’t he just boot it?”

The celebrity I was most excited to see on screen was the Cookie Monster

If you come to a lovely New England beach where the only sounds are the lapping waves and squawking gulls and decide to set up a boombox, playing COUNTRY of all things, I should be allowed to drown you

In honor of our new Boston-Glasgow friendship, I am rooting for whatever would make Scotland happiest, and obviously that is England blowing a 4-goal lead

lol my mom knows what I’m like

I’ve seen a lot of bad movies and had a great time (like midnight showings of CATS and The Room at the Coolidge), but Rise of Skywalker made me actually angry leaving the theater

New Kim Bo-Young novella*?? Don't mind if I do!! *coming out in August

I spent several panicked hours fighting with this today after Office 2021 disabled itself unless I bought 365 (while I was on freelance deadline no less). Got it back after updating/uninstalling/reinstalling, but GO FUCK YOURSELF, Microsoft

I said “someone’s nan is upset” and then realized it was Mick Jagger

Our 3rd places were mostly just 'our slightly older friend's car' and Friendly's, and we were getting the cops called on us for hanging out in playgrounds back then too, but damn even the shitty tiny mall with the Hot Topic we hung out at is an Amazon fulfillment center now.

Oh no, so it's not just Boston that looks like that today?

Cats are the greatest creatures on Earth

Unexpected writer problems: the song that fits your character playlist perfectly is by the cringiest band imaginable