In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. "The only thing that is of any importance to anything is picking up chicks."
I for one am fascinated by the "Dennis the Menace Fan Club" badge, showcasing a late 70s/early 80s version of the character whose behaviour as the protagonist would be considered abusive and bullying by contemporary standards. I'm sure there are no parallels to draw.
That was definitely something I remember in the Ginn Reading 360 scheme. I have a distinct memory of the first book we ever read together in class being on a big easel while we all sat on the carpet. Can't find any pictures of the big version though.
As I have cat and many of my friends have cats (or dogs of a very catlike disposition), "jail for parent for One Thousand Years" is undoubtedly my most frequent thing quoted from the internet in actual life
If Sephiroth successfully uses the Black Materia to summon Meteor and destroy the Planet, everyone in the world will be killed. But that *will* include Chadley, so who can really say if it's good or bad
This feels like an attempt to hang a lampshade on what kind of stupid duty rotation you'd need for it to always be your main characters on bridge duty whenever something important happens
"Wow I'm honestly kind of glad Captain Pike got transferred off, running HR on the Enterprise was a nightmare on his watch. I'm sure our next captain will be far more professional."
The shelter advert was like "so she *might* be a bit antisocial and a grumpy touch-averse asshole" but I think she just had a really bad time in the shelter (and however she ended up there). She got her feet under the table here literally the day she arrived and was just like "oh comfortable".
I don't want to ruin your joy but it wasn't even a yell, it was a very gentle hrrp, just a "hello you are looking at me, does that mean it's time for dinner"