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Well, you know what they say: A skip in the limp is better than two in the, uh, not-limp.

Lol. Half-ahead, anyway!

Ha! You may recall that I literally have a pilot called Bavarian Crime.

I had no idea! What a gift!

I could see it, for sure.

Fair enough. Only the very smartest of us could be drawn to such an erudite, poetic topic. I'm just glad we avoided the low-hanging fruit.

See, I feel like those are two different things. The first is just one instead of two. The second, though, is a great big uncanny sofa cushion replacing both at once. (As to the Gillette Bolical Race, I want no part of it--personally, geopolitically, or any other way.)

I fear that monobolical seems less a diminution of evil than an alteration of anatomy.

I realize it's not an accurate translation, but man is it tempting to think of him John Tinybaby, a name even Dickens would reject for being too absurd.

Apologies if I'm repeating a familiar question, but because I love it, have you read Gilead, by Marilynne Robinson? I feel like a lover of Middlemarch with your particular bio might really connect.

Hello, Cleveland! We. Are. UNHEIMLICH BURGER-OBJECT!!! 🎶 Let's go! 🎶

Maybe a little Vuillard there, too.

Reminds me of the sculptural version, too, like Giovanni Strazza's Veiled Virgin (c. 1856), here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vei...

The Veiled Virgin - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Lolol/barf. What a fucking world.

If complex, well-crafted stories with a significant focus on organized crime are no longer manly, I don't even understand the binaries anymore, let alone my own gender.

Another unfortunate Harvard-of-the-Midwest situation, I fear.

It's often worse to repaint on your own, because it's likely your landlord won't accept the quality, and you'll then be on the hook for both your own maintenance and your landlord's replacement.

Not the ideal delivery mechanism, but I appreciate your willingness to see the silver lining! (As I appreciate your use of the word "tickety-boo," which I feel should not go unremarked.)

Faculty member? More like TED-talk-giver/extortionately-paid-business-consultant, if you ask me.

(Hat-tip to Giambattista Vico.)