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This kind of dense walkable urban infrastructure is only legal to build for three weeks out of the year and only if a bunch of corrupt rural state reps get VIP seats to Trace Adkins at the free stage and are allowed to drive drunk back to Jasper with a State Police escort.

Royce White couldn’t even play in the same league as this lady, how the fuck is he going to check up Olivia Miles?

Tastefully done.

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The Carrington/Cunningham dialectical is kind of a mustard v. mayo situation.

Billy Corgan voice:

Man, it is 10 PM on the opening Friday of the Indiana State fair, in the parking lots are empty. The midway is barely occupied. This economy is fucking booked. Tell Will Stancil to suck my dick from the back.

Forgot to bring an edible with me on a long bike ride.

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There were two of these piece of shit carts going up the Monon within 2 minutes of one another. Go ride on the street!! You’re in car, dickheads!!

There’s nothing that hog cunt cops love more than driving tactical golf carts on the Monon during the state fair.

Everyone should fuck with mangroves heavy

These are the two genders

What idiot called it an Indianapolis veterinary dental care clinic and not Tooth Barkington?

Radical urbanist, Booth Tarkington

Somebody gave one of the names from the Todd Bonzales baseball list sentience and syphillis.

Fuck FUCK. Also patently hilarious that a 54 year-old is blaming *the jab*. “Oi bruv, a hypodermic chav nicked me ovaries, wot!”

Hot: Got two tickets two the Women’s B1G Volleyball Tournament before they sold out! Not: The seats are on opposite sides of the arena.

Throw it off the Whitman Bridge

We got three guys. One named Hope. I guess I’ll take it. JFC