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My cat got so stressed out from the fireworks that he puked on the carpet. Happy birthday, America.

My coworker is moving in with her girlfriend and I am making them a card that says Happy Uhaul Lesbians. Shockingly, I wasn't able to find one to purchase

I almost had to call an ambulance for a little old lady at my job, and we *have* air conditioning, it just doesn't work well. She's okay, but this is a public health and safety issue, and I'm not willing to sacrifice our elderly and vulnerable because it's cheaper. Did we learn nothing from covid?

Anyone have a good room dehumidifier they recommend? I bought the first one I saw on sale at the store because I figured they were all the same, but apparently this is a situation I need to shell out a little more for

I saw Backrooms. It was a Channel Zero season we never got. I'm gonna go see it at least one more time in theaters

I need advice. Is there a way for me to address the fact that my very sweet old lady coworker has misgendered two separate customers? I don't know her very well yet, but she's always kind and patient cheerful, although she has made offhand remarks about welfare recipients and illegal immigrants

I got this creature at the flea market to put on top of my kitchen cabinets because they needed some decor. Her price tag said, "Fancy kitty." I named her Millicent. Just need some plants and a basket or something to set up around her and make her pop

...Yeah. I mean, yeah. That's...yeah. Yeah, John. I don't...I don't know...didn't you...? ...Yeah!

The trailer for Whalefall scared me so bad I couldn't finish it. I genuinely feel sick now. I've got cold sweats. Congratulations, everybody, we cracked it: they figured out the worst thing that can possibly happen to you

It's so hot that I said hello to my neighbor and he asked me "How are you holding up?" like somebody died The heat index is 98 with 83% humidity, my guy, I could be better

Today I learned some people experience heightened sensitivity to smells when taking Vyvanse, which explains so much about the last year and a half of my life

My coworker got me a Pride gift from the IKEA in Louisville 🥰

Owensboro Pride is awesome. Huge crowd, tons of vendors. Right now I'm hanging out near the bounce house (lots of kids here!) and watching the Ren Faire types hit each other with foam bats. I just need to get myself a lemonade the size of a raccoon and I'll be in heaven

Of course I manage to sunburn one half of my face the day before Pride