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It remains baffling to me that when my insurance and doctors can't communicate it becomes my responsibility to untangle, under threat of being billed for five grand I definitely don't owe!

FedEx just updated the estimated delivery window for a package that I need to sign for to 11-4. When on gods earth will I siesta? I just ate lunch and I’m so eepy!

Philly, and anywhere affected by wildfire smoke, you should be busting out those n95 masks every time you go outside until the air quality alert returns to normal. Please don’t exercise or take your dog for long walks outside.

Joke’s on you, all my most embarrassing moments are things I’ve said that were poorly received, and the Benny Hill soundtrack would drown them out.