Today I went to a restaurant in Ontario that had Tom Green's Nacho Dip on the menu. In addition, there was a QR code to scan so you can watch Tom Green prepare his famous(?) nacho dip. I did not order Tom Green's Nacho Dip
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"fart"i loved to see in the tv guide that something potentially erotic called "la femme nikita" would be on "usa up all night" then flipping over to it and getting screamed at by gilbert gottfried
The woke right is growing everywhere, and everyone hates it
The AthleticSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
It's cool how the guy can't hide his shit-eating grin that screams "I'm lying to your face and there's nothing you can do about it"
Aaron RuparHassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
"What if we just larded these oats with a shit ton of sugar?"
Coach FinstockIn the "sequels better than the original" discussion, you gotta put Honey Nut Cheerios right at the top.
Would rather commute on the Turnpike for 2.5 hours every day than play for Brooklyn
Brian PickettI think it will be simply impossible for LeBron James to figure out a work commute
When a politician says "let's be real" they're about to deliver the biggest lie you've ever heard in your life.
Howard Mortman"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
I want to get some new Simpsons quotes into the zeitgeist. I usually rock "my geode must be acknowledged" in my everyday speech. Its pretty versatile. Ditto "he's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory"
ParanoiaHuh. So this is where that quote comes from. I need to rewatch classic Simpsons seasons.
By this they mean they're offering to be the driver for their crush when they go on dates with other guys.
The Wall Street JournalThe kids are “Nixonmaxxing.” More than half a century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late Richard Nixon.